about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

CAST IBUPROFEN CAST IBUPROFEN CAST IBUPROFEN CAST CAST CAST

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

POINT AND LAUGH

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

microdosing on vulnerability by saying 'yeah..........' in the tags of poems i rb that i identify with

yeah

the moment he decides to binky

wait. you know what im okay with johnlock losing that poll bc i remembered that ed and stede won the last big ao3 ship poll against stucky. and despite me voting against stucky, i had some recognition and respect for her deep history and legacy for the culture ("we deserve a soft epilogue, my love" etc). sometimes The Iconic Greats lose today's polls and they don't stop being iconic greats. when johnlock loses tomorrow, it's not a death of relevancy, they're just getting retired 🫡 the wolf stans will celebrate it like a death tho lmao

significant other is such a funny word. rocking up to my friends like "whats up, insignificant others"

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

funniest line/quote you have ever heard or read

idk if this counts but it stops me in my tracks every time