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Comte: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Dazai: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Remember that you matter and that you're not alone ♡
I made two "versions" with Jean a bit more scary on the second one 😅
I plan to do other versions with the other guys, so be patient 😊
Don't repost, only reblog 💖
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I've been playing Tears of Themis and there's currently an event about pumpkins so I decided to make a list of ikevamp characters as the pumpkins there.
Ikevamp Characters as Pumpkins (Part 1)
Napoleon:
Vincent:
Theo:
Arthur:
Leonardo:
Saint-Germain:
Isaac:
Dazai:
Mozart:
~End of Part 1~
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Hideyoshi: What are we gonna do?
Masamune: I don't know. Maybe dumplings?
Hideyoshi:
Masamune:
Hideyoshi: About the enemy Masamune
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MC: I thought you were decorating for Halloween.
Arthur: We are
MC: You're just hanging up pictures of Will.
Theo: You said you wanted scary decorations.
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MC: When I asked for a spoon, I meant like an utensil
Vincent, hugging her from behind: Oh
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Theo: Thank you all for joining me. What we have here is a fugitive situation. Our man has been on the run for thirty minutes. Also, our man is a dog.
Theo: Now I know what some of you are thinking, "Who cares? It’s just a pet."
Isaac: No one was thinking that, you monster!
Theo: Good. That was a test.
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Arthur, rubbing MC's baby bump: Did you know the baby is going to start to hear soon? The baby will be able to hear me talking all the time!
Mozart: My poor child
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MC: *snaps spaghetti in half*
Leonardo: *italian hands* CARA MIA, NOOO! DIO MIO! ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! PERCHÉ?!...
Comte: Leonardo, why are you being so dramatic? What's the big deal...
MC: *holding a baguette*
Comte: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!
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Things that aren't canon that might as well be
This is mainly going to be about Dazai
Dazai sleeping naked
Dazai building a farm in the back of the woods behind the mansion, that takes Comte months to find
Jean digging panic graves at every minor inconvenience
Dazai connecting the graves and making them into a giant koi pond.
Dazai steals all the animals that are beating treated poorly and gives them a good life.
Theo owning a wolf
Vincent befriending all the trash animals
Will learning everything he can about plants for Puck's safety
YUI THE YANDERE KOI FISH
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Arthur: Okay we gotta get through this locked door, Theo quick gimme your credit card.
Theo: Here!
Arthur, keeping it in his pocket: Cool. Vincent kick the door down.
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Kidnapper, holding MC hostage: Give us 10,000 dollars and we'll give her back!
Comte, offended: You think she's only worth 10,000 dollars?
Kidnapper: What?
Comte, taking the megaphone: MAKE IT 1 BILLION YOU COWARD!
Leonardo: COMTE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Napoleon: Look, we're under a mistletoe.
Sebastian: Monsieur Napoleon, that isn't a mistletoe.
Sebastian, waking up covered in sweat: He was flirting with me!!
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Hideyoshi: WHY?! Why would you give Mitsunari a KNIFE?!
Mitsuhide: I'm sorry. He told me that he felt unsafe.
Hideyoshi: Now I feel unsafe!
Mitsuhide: I'm sorry...
Mitsuhide: ...would you like a knife?
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"Somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you two can breathe, and I think you both owe it an apology."
Isaac to Arthur and Dazai, definitely.
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Napoleon: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
MC: Awww...
Theo: If I were a gardener, you would be my hoe.
Arthur: ...Thanks.
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MC: [sneezes]
Kenshin: ??????
MC, wiping her nose: What, not even a bl-
Kenshin: ARE YOU DYING???
MC: What? No, it's just allergies—
Kenshin: I'M GONNA KILL ALLERGIES!
MC: That's not how it wo—
Meanwhile in IkeVamp:
MC: [sneezes]
Arthur: [already running around gathering medicine while panicking] MC PLEASE STAY WITH ME!!!
MC: Arthur it's okay, it's just aller—
Arthur, crying: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
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