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Me after binge watching a show
Remembers literally none of the details, occasionally forgets the main characters name
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me: *forgets friends birthdays*
me: *confuses memories*
me: *forgets own middle name*
me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
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at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it
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This is dope af!
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I’m just really glad
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Something is rotten in the state of Michigan.
One city neglected to inform its residents that its water supply was laced with cancerous chemicals. Another dissolved its public school district and replaced it with a charter school system, only to witness the for-profit management company it hired flee the scene after determining it couldn’t turn a profit. Numerous cities and school districts in the state are now run by single, state-appointed technocrats, as permitted under an emergency financial manager law pushed through by Rick Snyder, Michigan’s austerity-promoting governor. This legislation not only strips residents of their local voting rights, but gives Snyder’s appointee the power to do just about anything, including dissolving the city itself — all (no matter how disastrous) in the name of “fiscal responsibility.”
Gov. Rick Snyder has given himself regime-change-style powers like Bush in Iraq, and his state is paying the price
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Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
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