cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Why does your cat look like a marsupial

Hes been compared to many things

WHY DID THEY ANIMATE HER BREASTING SO BOOBILY

OH. BOY. Im gonna make some hedge-hog stew. To-day. It's my favorite thing to do.

reported it 2 my teacher and hopefully i will not be getting docked marks but oh my god she just straightup lied for part of that. pisses me off but now im glad i took the hardest part bc i think if she got the analysis part we would get a solid 50

MYYYY GROUPMATE FOR A SEMINAR USED AI FOR HER PART I JUST HEARD HWR ADMIT IT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. SHE IS GOING TO TANK MY MARK

MYYYY GROUPMATE FOR A SEMINAR USED AI FOR HER PART I JUST HEARD HWR ADMIT IT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. SHE IS GOING TO TANK MY MARK

Pigeon from Splatoon 2

I FUCKING BLOCKED MY EAR AGAINNNNNNNNNNN

i like it when pit bulls do this

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself