samtheflamingomain
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writer, artist and bipolar but getting better. search 'sam' for my posts!
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MEOW MEOW MEOW
"aw, what's wrong baby?"
He climbs into my arms and nothhing is wrong ever
i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it
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lost a lot leaving my parents. But wouldn't part with my 10 atlases and entire set of Death Note
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Censorship Georg
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Ban gay books. Don't ban Mein Kempf. It really, really is that simple.
Exactly
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If you can come up with just one quick, fleeting thought in your mind whenever you come accross a prompt, if you just have one interesting beat in your head, you are writing. You are focusing on a concept and just the imagination of a world you can imagine, I believe, that counts as writing
Remember, you will always be growing as a writer. There is no peak, only improvement. It’s a continual learning curve and you can only go up from here. So keep writing lovelies.
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alternative: accept that your writing/art looks like shit and that's also fine. Words are words. Please keep your words.
#maybe cliche but every word you write is actually good#cus even if it's bad it will show up and that makes it good
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I started buying Simpsons shirts back when they were a rare find. As such, I now exclusively own Simpsons shirts. Like, around 25. All different designs.
I work at a dive bar as a fry cook, so regulars know i'm a superfan. Tonight we had a party of 20 college kids. After a few beers one guy points, I think just at me in general, and asks what my favorite season is.
"Probably winter."
He points again, at my shirt. "No... season... of The Simpsons."
I'm the comic relief background character
was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself
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finally some good fucking propaganda
also shifts exist my good buddy. The next wageslave can unbag the babies when they show up
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
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A rough translation for my fellow Canadians:
"Not so bad, 'nyoo?" = baseline
"Comme-ci, comme-ca" = could be worse
"Sure has been a day" = I'm actively dying
"Look outside" = It is actively blizzarding and that represents my day, please call your nearest helpline
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Newly-elected Mayor: "I promised a library... and rezoning..."
Consultant: "Boy have I got a deal for you bud"
Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library
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Every week, I am emailed a theme and 5 writing prompts. You can submit a short story and win like $200 if it's picked.
Even though my many WIPs gather digital dust on my harddrive, I always, ALWAYS, at least make a real effort on one prompt if not pump out a full story.
I've completed 16 short stories in the last few years. None have won. Only a few times was I reading the winning story and saying "mine was better".
But it does not matter. I wrote 32000 more words than I would've if I didn't try.
taking your own advice is so hard. it’s “make bad art” this and “kill your perfectionism” that until i sit down with an idea i like. the i have to execute it perfectly Or Else
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Cats have had US figured out since day 0. They realized we don't use ink but still write?? 0oh keyboard. I can still fuck up their documents!!
Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)
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