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Streamer | Gamer | Aspiring Artist | Candy Merchant | Everyone's Favorite Catgirl
Come say hey! I don't bite! I don't really know how this whole Tumblr thing works, but... If I nya loud enough, do I get followers? Come help me on my journey of making cool art!
Writing commissions open, but also feel free to just send me prompts and see what I do with em!
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Sausage, toast, OJ, blueberry, and hash browns
Watch out I鈥檓 about to go spend $15 on milk.
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
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everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 馃グ
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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MY NEW OC
(furry :3)
Bonus:
Btw he's in pansexual colors :p
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
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my number one woman behavior is saying i鈥檓 fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
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