samtasticmoosesmiles
i'll fucking do it, darling
27 they/them genderqueer af. spoiler filled and a lot mental dumps. been here since 2012; this is just a new version. also im autistic af and i block p0rn blogs. deal with it.
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Look at her thrive in her natural state: committing crimes against life itself
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“Why is it people with uteruses and never people with penises?!”
Quickly walk into a planned parenthood grab a pamphlet about the services they offer and you will see the terms ‘people with penises’ ‘people with prostates’ and ‘people with testicles’
You just ignore it bc it doesn’t fit your transmisogynistic narrative of trans women ‘erasing womanhood’
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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week
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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse
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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)
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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.
Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.
Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.
Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.
You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.
Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.
Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.
Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.
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After recent events, I felt like I should update this meme
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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
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