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Hogwarts Will Always Be There To Welcome You Home amazing insp
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tony: I would build feeders and drinking fountains for stray animals
steve: I hope to myself
peter: everything. music is so varied and beautiful
thor: watch tv series, remember good things, help someone, and eat popcorn.
bruce: crap. things that hurts someone
peter: family
gamora: I don’t remember
rocket and groot: i don’t have
mantis: calmed.
vision: I think i’m learning yet, but yeah
wanda: from thingd that happened in my life
stephen: medical traumatologist
t’challa: yes. i would. 
natasha: native sapnish, a bit of english, and I´m learning french
sam: superpowers
bucky: I would. 
clint: from time to time, but.. not as you
thanos: gem-space!
marvel ask game!!
feel free to send these in anon
tony stark: what would you do with 1 billion dollars?
steve rogers: who are you most loyal to?
peter quill: what kind of music do you listen to?
thor: what makes you happy?
bruce banner: what makes you angry?
peter parker: who would you die for?
gamora: when is the last time you told someone you loved them?
rocket and groot: who is your best (tumblr) friend?
mantis: how are you feeling right now?
vision: do you love yourself?
wanda maximoff: where are you from?
stephen strange: what is your dream job?
t’challa: would you fight for your family?
shuri: what is your favorite meme/vine?
natasha romanoff: what languages do you speak?
sam wilson: would you want superpowers or advanced tech?
bucky barnes: would you fight for your friends?
clint barton: do you ever feel ignored?
thanos: what infinity stone would you want to have possession of?
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Jo: Mira, lamento haberte llamado codependiente, ¿está bien? Creo que tienes una gran relación, y es perfectamente natural que dos hombres adultos se necesiten unos a otros tan mal.
Dean: ¿Entonces finalmente entiendes mi relación con Sam?
Jo: No. Ni siquiera un poco. Los bebés ni siquiera son dependientes de su madre cuando amamantan.
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Dean: Entonces, he estado pensando-
Sam: Oh no.
Dean: -y cuando la vida te dé limones, no hagas limonada. ¡Haz que la vida recupere sus malditos limones! ¡Enfréntala y díselo! ¡No quiero tus malditos limones, vida! ¿Qué demonios se supone que debo hacer con estos?
Dean: ¡Exije ver al gerente de la vida y cuando acepte verte, pregúntale sobre el día rídiculo que pensó que podría darte limones! ¿Sabes quién soy? ¡Soy el hombre que quemará tu casa! ¡Con limones!
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Dean: Tengo una idea.
Sam: ¿Una buena?
Dean: Mira, no nos adelantemos, Sammy…
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Lucifer, tocando una canción en la guitarra:
Sam: ¿Aceptas peticiones?
Lucifer: ¡Seguro!
Sam: Por favor, para.
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Meg: Las cosas se pierden.
Azazel: ¡Eran seis cabezas! ¡Demasiadas cabezas! ¿Cómo pierdes tantas cabezas?
Meg: Yo… los cazadores… el gobierno, hombre…
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Jack: Dean died because none of us knew his blood type.
Jack: He kept yelling “be positive!” but it’s so hard without him here.
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Meg: Le puse fin a una relación de más de cinco años.
Sam: Oh. ¿Estás bien?
Meg: Sí. No era mi relación.
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Dean: ¿Qué pasa si cada araña que he aplastado alguna vez pensó que era mi compañera de piso, viviendo en mi casa conmigo todo el tiempo y un día me volví loco y la asesiné?
Dean: Como si simplemente pensara que estábamos pasando el tiempo juntos.
Dean: ¿Todas las arañas murieron mientras sentían una sensación de traición?
Dean: ¿QUÉ PASA SI LAS ARAÑAS SIENTEN QUE SOMOS FAMILIA, PERO YO SOLO LAS MATÉ?
Sam: …
Dean: …
Sam: Es por esto que tienes que dormir las 8 horas completas, Dean.
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Sometimes I wish my father was Lucifer
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It’s so strange how life works: You want something and you wait and wait and feel like it’s taking forever to come. Then it happens and it’s over and all you want to do is curl back up in that moment before things changed.
Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via
coral)
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Castiel Through the Seasons
Castiel Season 4: I don’t understand these humans.
Castiel Season 5: Dad left Heaven, I helped start the apocalypse, and now I think I’m in love with Dean.
Castiel Season 6: I am so good at lying. My boyfriend and his little brother don’t suspect a thing.
Castiel Season 7: I should not have eaten those souls.
Castiel Season 8: I should have just stayed in purgatory.
Castiel Season 9: Oh shit I’m a human and I can’t believe my boyfriend kicked me out. For another angel. I’m totally gonna have sex with all the girls I meet now. That’ll teach him.
Castiel Season 10: My sister keeps hitting on me, my boyfriend is killing everyone, and I want to be dad now.
Castiel Season 11: My boyfriend is cheating on me with my aunt and now I’m Lucifer. Seriously what the fuck?
Castiel Season 12: I confessed my love for Dean and I hate Lucifer. No I seriously hate Lucifer. I can not stand the bastard. His kid is probably gonna be evil too. I have to kill them both.
Castiel Season 13: OH MY DAD I HAVE A CHILD I MUST PROTECT THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE NOUGAT BOY
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Hey, let’s do “Get Help.” What? “Get Help.” No. Come on, you love it. I hate it. It’s great. It works every time. It’s humiliating. Do you have a better plan? No. We’re doing it.
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