i still can't believe they're using abcdefu as a song on this season. it's hysterically bang on.
"fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job and your broke-ass car and that shit you call art. fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again, everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off"
Lord Debling: So, are the Bridgerton's like your cousins or something?
Penelope Featherington: No, we're just neighbors. Why?
Lord Debling: Because your chaperone is looking at me like he wants to commit murder.
Penelope Featherington: Oh, that's just Colin. He's a friend. Totally platonic. He's helping me find a husband.
Colin Bridgerton: *makes knife slicing gesture to Lord Debling*
Lord Debling: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*