falling in love with the most obnoxious character like

the thing about team 69 is that griddlehark is about exactly as insane as you'd expect given their circumstances, which only serves to make cam and pal even funnier. they don't have any fucking excuse, they had an entire society around them, why are they that bad? why is their closest parallel for unhinged devotion and codependency the two repressed teenage lesbians who were the only children on their entire fucking planet? like team 69 works because each pair looked at the other and very incorrectly went "finally, some normal fucking people" but cam and pal did that to themselves on purpose where gideon and harrow were basically forced into that absolute disaster of a situationship. it's great

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

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feeling stupid as hell because I somehow only just now realized that the companion cube is to chel what chel is to glados. like as far as being an object, a research tool, something towards which an emotional attachment is ridiculous but also inevitable. something that you know you'll have to throw in the incinerator later and which never says a word to you, and yet you can't help yourself from falling in a strange kind of love. damn this game gay

you ever think about how in portal 2, and only in the single player campaign, the light bridges will start playing cara mia addio if the player lingers long enough. how the companion cube in chamber 7, when crouching, plays a remix of cara mia titled love as a construct? how the facility herself is brimming with a repressed, subconscious love she refuses to acknowledge and accept until the very end, when saying goodbye? do you ever think about it.

it's fucked up that some adjectives end in -ly. what if i'm doing something in a cowardly manner? I'm doing it cowardlyly? I sound like a clown. Cravenly? I sound like some kind of dracula. who allowed this?

Desirée: I feel in love with my Ronnie at first sight because he came to defend me and he saved me even though he was a stranger.

Phoenix:

Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that is is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure.  Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

you know, i never thought about if tamsyn had played ace attorney, but she *was* a homestuck and there *are* lots of references to ace attorney in homestuck (mostly around terezi), so... it's pretty likely?

She so totally did.

Shoutout to @ahumaninbakerstreet for reminding me of that time Palamedes' ghost was briefly possessed by the spirit of Pheonix Wright. It wasn't until just right now this very second that I realised he even name-dropped him via pun.

It felt Wright. Tamsyn, I just wanna talk....

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this one part from harrow the ninth always made me really upset. so i made a four page comic out of it!

shitty fellowship of the ring remake ideas:

after boromir asks 'and what would a ranger of the north know about it' and legolas is all 'show some fucking respect that is no mere ranger, that is the heir to the throne of gondor' boromir responds: 'not in that outfit he's not'

queue makeover montage