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saltypurpleduck · 3 years
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My therapist has rescheduled my session for the fifth time in two weeks. 🙃
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saltypurpleduck · 3 years
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There it is..... this would be the correct account..... hello again cursed app!
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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2015-09-18, University, by Trine Watkins
Why being chronically ill and full time school don’t mix.
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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everyone’s been bringing up the Chriscourse again, so i decided to set everyone straight
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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Let’s make “viking casual” a thing.
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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@ god please put colin firth in a mankini for kingsman 3 send tweet
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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Thinking back on that time terfs got mad that Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson said that Pynk was inclusive of trans women, and then the terfs got so big mad that they denounced them both as “pretentious bisexuals”.
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably not going to have children, not because I REALLY REALLY HATE the idea of having children, but because I don’t really really love it. Out of all the major decisions I will make in my life, this one is the only irreversible one. I can sell a house, quit a job, divorce a spouse, whatever. I cannot unhave a child. I cannot opt out of being a parent once I become a parent. I can’t even take a step back for the sake of self-care or whatever, or else my child will suffer.
So for me, having children is fuck yes or not at all. The default will be to remain childfree. Having children should be an opt-in decision, not an opt-out one. Until/unless I develop really strong feelings about wanting to have children, I won’t have them, even if that means I never end up having them at all.
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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saltypurpleduck · 6 years
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I’d like to thank everyone I follow bc idk what’s going on with these big tiddy bowsers but I have not seen a single image of it on my dash and that’s how I know all of you are righteous and trustworthy people
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