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salemshotspot · 2 months
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i told you🗣 he's not a cop👮‍♂️❌️ he's a bottom feeder🤣 just like YOU🫵‼️ what are you more pissed off about?🙄 the fact that i took some shots of you?📸 or the fact that i took some shots of you while you were cheating on your wife💀🔞😂 I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER😡😤💢 what do you care what i think anyway?‼️😭 i don't give a crap❌️ if you covered yourself in peanut butter🥜🧈 and had a fifteen hooker gangbang💥🤨
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salemshotspot · 3 months
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what college does to a motherfucker 😭😭
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salemshotspot · 4 months
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how are some of you 14 and already in the saw fandom like damn did you even try to be happy
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salemshotspot · 4 months
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Me after absorbing any kind of media:
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salemshotspot · 5 months
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Me after absorbing any kind of media:
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salemshotspot · 6 months
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gotta say one of the best things about tumblr is so many people are also horny for slasher villains like myself
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salemshotspot · 6 months
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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salemshotspot · 7 months
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Hey, can you guys reblog this if you think trans men can wear makeup and dress femininely?
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salemshotspot · 8 months
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every day i wake up and i can’t kiss izzy’s little x mark on his cheek.
everyday i wake up not having izzy hands in my arms, softly snuggling up to me as if unsure if he deserves the affection (he does).
devastated.
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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TEX SAWYER WITH AN FTM READER
[FEM READERS/FEM ALIGNED READERS DNI]
[no use of gendered pronouns]
[CW! BRIEF MENTIONS OF DYSPHORIA]
•due to his own experience with his family not using his preferred name he gets really defensive about people who deadname or misgender you because he knows the pain all too well of his heart sinking hearing the wrong name used on him and he wouldn’t wish that on anyone, especially not you
•DID I MENTION HOW PROTECTIVE THIS MAN IS AS WELL? If he hears anyone, even his family, say a bad word about you expressing your identity he’s stepping in defending you with his life [he isn’t above a few threats of violence to get his message across either]
•he seems like the dream guy for accommodating dysphoria too, feeling dysphoric about your chest? He’s instantly buying you a binder and making sure you’re using it safely, you can’t keep on top of your hygiene because you can’t bear to look at yourself? Did somebody say late night bath or shower with Tex pressed up against you, washing your hair, telling you how handsome you are?
•you cannot tell me this man isn’t the healthiest partner in a relationship either so if you’re feeling insecure about anything in your relationship he’d encourage you to communicate with him but he wouldn’t push you and would wait until you felt ready to talk
•if you tell him you’re insecure about your relationship in the sense that you’re worried he doesn’t see you as a man and how he deserves to be with someone better he’d drop everything he’s doing and reassure you that you’re the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with and how he’s never for a second seen you as anything but a man
•I also feel like if you told him these concerns he would apologise to you for not doing enough to make sure you didn’t think this way
•the absolute definition of a mother hen as well so if you were thinking of starting hormones or getting surgery or course he’s on board with it 1000% because he wants his boyfriend to be happy and comfortable in his own skin but he would also be really worried, especially with surgery, staying up late into the night researching the process of surgery, what can go wrong, he will worry himself sick if you don’t talk to him and explain you’ll be ok
•if you choose to have surgery don’t expect to even be breathing for yourself afterwards because Tex is adamant on doing it for you, no matter how long the recommended recovery time is Tex has you in recovery for much longer ‘just to be safe' [he’s adamant on doing absolutely everything for you so you don’t strain yourself and possibly hinder your recovery]
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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Now to read my bedtime stories that consist of only slutty fanfics <3
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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Fucking hell why can’t I get in the mood to write :/
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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dont you just LOVE it when the fic doesnt specify what gender the reader is and when you open it
ITS FEM .
mmm thanks so much girlie you could've put a second of your time specify it as a fem reader BUT YOU DIDNT AWWW THANKS.
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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FEMALE READER WRITERS, PLEASE STOP PUTTING MALE READER IN YOUR TAGS! ITS NOT CUTE NOR FUNNY!
“w-well there’s so many male readers!”
DUDE NO THE FUCK THERE ISNT?! THERE IS SO MANY FEMALE READERS, ITS NORMALIZED TO MAKE THE READER FEMALE TO POINT JUST PUTTING ‘X reader’ AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT FEMALE READER COMPARED TO PUTTING GN! READER.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, have a wonderful day my dudes, dudettes, and dudeinis!
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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where the aragorn smut at :((
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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Me on tumblr search bar looking for fics:
hmm..who am I going to be in love with today?
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salemshotspot · 9 months
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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
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like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
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