does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

i want to bite into an entire raw salmon like an animal

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

i get so scared. and i get scared again. yuo are never gonna calm me down. i get so scared. and i get scared again. you are never gonna calm me down. i drink a nervous drink. i drink a frightened drink. i drink an anxious drink, i drink a scary drink. i fear the scares that remind me of the scary times. i fear the scares that remind me of the horror times

I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !

[touches your smooth hairless legs] Promise you'll stop for me...