salaciouscrumbb
i suffer from rage blackouts
lauren. 30s. she/her. no minors, please.
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'Lay Waste' - Burn it all down, start anew.
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Illustration created in ProCreate on the IPadPro, it's been nice to draw something dragony for myself, it's been a while.
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Listening to 'Royalty' by Egzod, Maestro Chives and Neoni
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reading a trans retelling of pride & prejudice and it’s so funny that the author has decided that darcy just doesn’t like girls & thus the crucial bennet actually likes him when hanging in boy mode
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Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi
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mj: you don’t think you deserve to be saved, peter?
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with great power comes great responsibility but peter i think your uncle would also want you to take care of business like school & work first.
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raimi spider-man is financially struggling so hard it’s giving me a secondhand anxiety attack
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another day of reporting the fucking tswift ad for being shown too often on mobile
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
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he should be on tumblr
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after an entire long, detailed book about roman murdering we get to the end with "they were actually really not down with human sacrifice"
#crucifying an enslaved person because he looked at a rich man the wrong way? valid & encouraged!#sacrifice someone to stave off invasiona? well....i don't wanna but i guess i have to!#a fatal thing happened on the way to the forum
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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