There are two sides of the Top Gun Maverick fandom.
Side One: Robert "Bob" Floyd is a sweet boy that is completely innocent and couldn't hurt a fly.
Side Two: Robert "Bob" Floyd FUCKS. He will rail you within an inch of your life and will brat tame you in front of his friends if needed. He's also a rough southern cowboy so he will treat you right
me: I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress I hate the way that you sneak diss if I catch flight it’s gon’ be direct we hate the like button that you fuck cause you confuse it for the reblog button and notice I said “we” it’s not just me i’m what the culture feeling
I am not even a little bit sorry for the person I become when there’s new content about my favorite fictional character. You live by the fictional character hyperfixation, you die by the twenty plus posts I’m forcing you all to see about my Blorbo.