relationships with ur parents are so weird, arent they? like... i hate you for what you did, i love you because you bring me soup when im sick. i want to get away from you. i feel safe with you. i want to run away from you. i want your hugs. i wish you understood me. i wish i understood you.

“We wouldn’t have to deal with the Delta variant if it weren’t for a bunch of uneducated people refusing to get their vaccine”

No, we would still have had to deal with the Delta variant, because neither Trump nor Biden showed any interest in distributing US vaccine stockpiles internationally during the early months when it could have had the greatest impact in dampening Delta’s spread throughout India. Public health experts explicitly warned policymakers at the time that this vaccine nationalism would enable the global spread of variants. But this explanation doesn’t let anyone in America feel superior to anyone else, so it won’t catch on

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

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sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

You are literally begging to be arrested. You know that? If it means you would actually do it, then, yeah. But you won’t.

NOW YOU SEE ME 2013 | dir. Louis Leterrier

me: *gets an f* me: all i know is that this won’t effect me in the long run. what will this “pop quiz” mean to me in two years? will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own? the sunlight will encompass my soul. this pop quiz means NOTHING to me. me: *gets an a+* me: excuse me who are you people??? who is this?? where am i? where’s my throne

Declan, doing the family taxes:

Matthew and Ronan:

bro...... you put the home in homie........ (kisses you on the lips)

Apparently only Service Dogs are allowed to vape at my optometrists office