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sadster9000 · 6 years
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“Your package will be delivered between 9 am and 6 pm”
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sadster9000 · 6 years
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do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death
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sadster9000 · 6 years
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I respect the petty
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sadster9000 · 6 years
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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
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sadster9000 · 6 years
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LMAOOOO
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sadster9000 · 6 years
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*goes on twitter*
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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…is that someone disposing of a dead body in #3?
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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hello friends britney is here
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goodbye friends britney is gone
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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vine
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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Positive parts of 2016
- the rise of old friends senior dog sanctuary - Hamilton - pokemon go - female ghostbusters - i don’t give a fuck im outta here Obama - captain america civil war - girl, black guy and latino guy leads in new star wars - deadpool - lemonade - literally???! Nothing??? Else????
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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@joel-elias
White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…
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sadster9000 · 8 years
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actual footage of me watching lemonade 
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