“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”

they already did it’s at freddys

me_irl

NO girl dont ruin your early 20s by staying home every saturday and lamenting the death of your childhood while also being afraid to even act like a 20 something year old bc you still feel so young yet so old and lost all at once haha you’re so sexy!

saw many comments about no one ever believing dc superhero girls brucie could be batman :’) and clark is kind of a dick, so. made me think

dw, he’s still clark and im a superbat girlie; he’ll make it right afterwards :’’’’)

my takeaway from youtube compilations of them is they deserve each other

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

The Batman by Dan Mora

I'm not easy to love!!

*ends and restarts the human race until I find the iteration that has the cat ears gene like rolling the gacha*

hello my whores, my sluts, my bitches

It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

actually what has orochimaru done to be called a genius?? he just steals other people's homework and writes it off as his own. i ain't never seen that mfer do math. he's fooling everyone into thinking he's smart but he's not. i think the most science he's ever done is talk therapy and astrology 🙄

"oh but he does chemistry!" nah he's mixing potions the same way i did at age 8. HE'S A FAKE A FRAUD.