no woman has ever once exaggerated even a tiny bit abt men ever they literally all are like this

oh

glad they made it

OMG JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER EAR OF CORN IN MY FRIDGE 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

Never worship anyone online to the point you blindly defend and believe anything they do and say. Whether it be authors, “influencers”, idols, whoever the fuck. Think critically and have some self respect.

Eyes off the junk, punk.

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

straight boys often have literally no idea how makeup works, it’s absolutely fucking wild like they really think it’s ALL lipstick and eyeshadow??? i’ll mention wearing makeup (i’m a gay dude) n they’ll be like “so you do drag?” and i’m “uh no i actually wear it to look more masculine if anything” and they’ll look SO fucking confused 

“i’m literally wearing makeup right now,” i’ll say.

“what?? no you’re not!!!” they all vehemently insist, now searching for the Femininity in my face.

“i have concealer on to cover up my acne and make my whole face less red in general, my eyebrows are filled in to make them look bushier, and i’ve contoured my cheekbones, my jawline, and around my eyes all to look more defined so i look both more masculine and older. yall have never seen, and WILL never see me without makeup on.”

and even with that explanation, they remain baffled more often than not. they’ve gone their whole lives only knowing that makeup is a Girly Substance with no thought given to the actual purpose of each type of makeup, to the point that they’re completely unable to conceptualize it as a thing that could alter your face in a non-feminine way. they’ll have expressions that make it seem like their brain is rebooting so that they don’t actually have to process any of that information.

it’s so fucking sad tbh

Nintendo doing a “sale”