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i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die
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Back in the 1400s you could get one booboo and be fucked forever
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person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
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Mean Bisexual and Mean Lesbian pride!
color meanings:
red: go to HELL
red: DIE
red: FUCK you
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idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again
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me when I’m all zipped up but got nowhere to go
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actually being out in public is like i am normal i am off-putting everyone is in love with me i am invisible i am going to die alone wow we are a community peace and love on planet earth i am going to get mugged etc.
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FOUR mosquitos were in the shower with me this morning... my goodness- talk about a slutty saturday!!!!
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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?
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How did ancient cultures figure out about the solstice like girl I would not notice that
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so you're telling me this radio is giving head
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