Been awhile hasn't it

Been awhile hasn't it

My muscle spasms are so awesome

İ don't ever want to see pictures of Salt Lake City bc nothing could come close to the image the name conjurs in my mind. İ imagine it like a sort of Minas Tirith, a city of white stone climbing up a steep mountain range, surrounded on all sides by a vast, dried out salt lake, as far as the eye can see white arid plains where no life exists, the city governed by the priesthood of a doomsday cult who exile heretics and political dissidents into the salt lake desert where they will meet certain death of dehydration. few merchants dare the perilous journey through the salt plains, but when they do the priesthood sends missionaries back with them to seek out converts to strengthen the ranks of the cult, as the salt lake claims many lives, or to partake in disseminating Salt Lake City's greatest cultural export: mormonboyz videos

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

him: hey what's up with tiktoks and other short videos that are structured like dialogs even though only one person is talking

me: oh those are socratic dialogs. they're named after this old dude socrates. they weren't written by him though, they were written by his student aristotle who used socrates as a mouthpiece for his ideas

him: weird

me: the idea is that you basically have someone really smart and well-informed who's talking to basically a straw man that they can bounce ideas off to help you make your point

him: mmm okay i think im following

me: but the weird thing is that changing people's minds usually doesn't work that easily in real life. people who disagree and want to argue with you will have their own opinions, usually strongly held, that are often based on whatever they heard first, no matter how trustworthy that information is. and people are very resistant to changing their opinions. it's not just a matter of facts and logic but rather engaging with the other person's concerns and trying to get your point across in a way they understand. a socratic dialog basically dumbs down this process to the point it's no longer useful as a guide for talking to people about specific issues

him: whoa I've never thought of it that way before

him: you're like. really smart. can i suck your dick?

me: yeah sure

*15 minutes of the filthiest tgirl porn you've ever seen*

My arm hurt

this is like the democrat version of when republicans see a long line at the food pantry and are like "this is what america would look like under communism"

The new York police department, also known as one of the most over-militatized police forces in the world, and operates as a private military entity,

Stunned by the amount of people who still treat protesting like it's a fun little goofy thing. Saw an Instagram tutorial on how to make "spicy cocktails" of tomato paste and red dye to spray at fascist counter protestors. Like, legally that's assault. If you're going to assault someone to discourage behavior, you have a vested interest in making it fucking hurt and using actual pepper spray. You're putting kids with super soakers up against cops and fascists with real guns and someone is going to get shot.

lol. With Biden saying the word "intifada" is antisemitic, and this moron claiming the keffiyeh is Hamas attire, it seems all zionists can do is just lie and hope their audience is too stupid or uninformed to know any better.

the sexual market with iconic shooter protags is surprisingly slim. you cant fuck duke cuz he doesnt get any action. you cant fuck doomguy cuz he doesnt know what sex is. you cant fuck master chief cuz they neutered him. you cant fuck samus cuz shes out of your league

I love baseball

whiteboy yaoi fans used to have sort of a herd structure that allowed them to survive independently, even synthesizing their own food: a bland but nutrient-rich slurry known as “johnlock”. however as urbanization and hunting season have thinned their numbers (good thing), they have evolved into a parasitic lifestyle, and now spawn in the notes of lesbians’ personal posts at light levels 7 and below