Found some new pics of Foba in these outfits

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

monica......

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

brigid I have a confession….every time I stalk your blog and I’m met with The William Posts I get more confused about who this mythical creature is. you interact with Him as if he is your feral drunken child that you want to keep in your pocket and I’m like? I am not even sure he’s a real person. he might just be someone brigid made up (*insert good for you cupcake meme*). but like? what does he even do? is he an actor? singer? just some guy? real?

brigid I have so many questions and your brainrot blog does absolutely nothing to answer them😭you’re my hero for real

he’s my wife he’s my babygirl he’s uniquely special and mysterious in that he is so shaped and has no braincells he’s my jenna ortega he’s my bagel with cream cheese he’s a lost member of nsync he’s never been to college he lives in my walls and steals my left shoes he’s the only man ever he’s been to space he played a gay prostitute he would be the first to die in an apocalypse he invented serving cunt in every single picture of him with a child he looks like he will pick them up and throw them he’s so fucking coded coded with what? everything, babygirl, everything this man’s never seen a piñata he didn’t like he’s been in every film ever he can’t cook to save his life his best friend is his dog he owns a gym he lives in your walls he’s the queen of my world he’s the queen of my heart he wrote his own theme song for himself it’s named after his birthday he’s a singer and a dancer and an actor only he’s not good at any of them but just believes in himself so hard that people just let him do whatever he wants he’s never had a coherent thought in his life we are getting married in a distant spring he makes the worst clothes you’ve ever seen in your life and he’s never going to die

brigid I have a confession….every time I stalk your blog and I’m met with The William Posts I get more confused about who this mythical creature is. you interact with Him as if he is your feral drunken child that you want to keep in your pocket and I’m like? I am not even sure he’s a real person. he might just be someone brigid made up (*insert good for you cupcake meme*). but like? what does he even do? is he an actor? singer? just some guy? real?

brigid I have so many questions and your brainrot blog does absolutely nothing to answer them😭you’re my hero for real

he’s my wife he’s my babygirl he’s uniquely special and mysterious in that he is so shaped and has no braincells he’s my jenna ortega he’s my bagel with cream cheese he’s a lost member of nsync he’s never been to college he lives in my walls and steals my left shoes he’s the only man ever he’s been to space he played a gay prostitute he would be the first to die in an apocalypse he invented serving cunt in every single picture of him with a child he looks like he will pick them up and throw them he’s so fucking coded coded with what? everything, babygirl, everything this man’s never seen a piñata he didn’t like he’s been in every film ever he can’t cook to save his life his best friend is his dog he owns a gym he lives in your walls he’s the queen of my world he’s the queen of my heart he wrote his own theme song for himself it’s named after his birthday he’s a singer and a dancer and an actor only he’s not good at any of them but just believes in himself so hard that people just let him do whatever he wants he’s never had a coherent thought in his life we are getting married in a distant spring he makes the worst clothes you’ve ever seen in your life and he’s never going to die

mega surprise william wednesday,

featuring soft!rishan,

and 🌟waer🌟

whose name. also. starts with w.

💜all because ily💜

DID SOMEONE SAY MAGICAL SURPRISE????????

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES SOME SPECIALEST GUYS!!!!!!!

(ilyu2)

happy tiger mug tuesday

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

Absolutely based take from William this morning