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[...It finally clicks in his processors. If he was capable of eating, he would be fighting nausea right now.]

...wait, that was...?

(The shark stopped its charging to try to bite at Cacao, but it no use. It ended up getting scratched up, taking an explosion AND getting hit and mildly electrocuted by an unknown 3rd party… well- whould have been 3rd party-)

(as he was checking up with Cacao… the intercoms flickered to life. Grabbing his attention to quickly look around.. there wasn’t much shadow to beat up.. however the ink seems to be “shadowy” enough to work just as well. The thing tries to bite at the “Invisable” assailant… make that.. a 4th party.)

(And then, a blur of bright blue whizzed by- firing shots into the shark. Before Subspace even knew what was going on, the lights flicker a bit before glowing a bright blue. The lights gave a sound of being overloaded before blowing out completely, leaving only the glows of those in the area visible he ducked instantly in response to the lights going kaput… a 5th party?? Well now… along with the lights, the Intercom also shorts out. Leaving the group in silence of the shit they just pulled off)

(The beast thrashed about some more in pain, struggling to stay online. Once he got over the shock of the hell that hath been unleashed one right after the other, Subspace pulls out another crystal. Using his right-click attack rather then his usual trip mine throw, causing another explosion of poison)

(the shark continues to thrash, But then it slows into a twitch before it stop moving completely. The ink around its “skeleton” melts away, leaving the “bones” behind with its glow dying off after the ink. The skull’s visor seemed to already have a crack in it…)

…….

…. what… the hell… was that?... (Good question!)

2/14 phighters.

0/7 deities.

ACHIVEMENTS UNLOCKED:

1 DOWN, MORE TO GO: Defeat your first Inkbeast

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT: Defeat the laser gun predator

oh, you're the one who immobilised it!

[He turns to her, tail swaying happily behind him.]

that was a big help, thank you!

...wait, then who...?

(The shark stopped its charging to try to bite at Cacao, but it no use. It ended up getting scratched up, taking an explosion AND getting hit and mildly electrocuted by an unknown 3rd party… well- whould have been 3rd party-)

(as he was checking up with Cacao… the intercoms flickered to life. Grabbing his attention to quickly look around.. there wasn’t much shadow to beat up.. however the ink seems to be “shadowy” enough to work just as well. The thing tries to bite at the “Invisable” assailant… make that.. a 4th party.)

(And then, a blur of bright blue whizzed by- firing shots into the shark. Before Subspace even knew what was going on, the lights flicker a bit before glowing a bright blue. The lights gave a sound of being overloaded before blowing out completely, leaving only the glows of those in the area visible he ducked instantly in response to the lights going kaput… a 5th party?? Well now… along with the lights, the Intercom also shorts out. Leaving the group in silence of the shit they just pulled off)

(The beast thrashed about some more in pain, struggling to stay online. Once he got over the shock of the hell that hath been unleashed one right after the other, Subspace pulls out another crystal. Using his right-click attack rather then his usual trip mine throw, causing another explosion of poison)

(the shark continues to thrash, But then it slows into a twitch before it stop moving completely. The ink around its “skeleton” melts away, leaving the “bones” behind with its glow dying off after the ink. The skull’s visor seemed to already have a crack in it…)

…….

…. what… the hell… was that?... (Good question!)

2/14 phighters.

0/7 deities.

ACHIVEMENTS UNLOCKED:

1 DOWN, MORE TO GO: Defeat your first Inkbeast

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT: Defeat the laser gun predator

blaster. nice to meet you, blaster.

i am guessing you're the one responsible for that crazy lightshow back there, in which case... yeah, not incredibly optimal for your battery.

status report on your current battery percentage?

(The shark stopped its charging to try to bite at Cacao, but it no use. It ended up getting scratched up, taking an explosion AND getting hit and mildly electrocuted by an unknown 3rd party… well- whould have been 3rd party-)

(as he was checking up with Cacao… the intercoms flickered to life. Grabbing his attention to quickly look around.. there wasn’t much shadow to beat up.. however the ink seems to be “shadowy” enough to work just as well. The thing tries to bite at the “Invisable” assailant… make that.. a 4th party.)

(And then, a blur of bright blue whizzed by- firing shots into the shark. Before Subspace even knew what was going on, the lights flicker a bit before glowing a bright blue. The lights gave a sound of being overloaded before blowing out completely, leaving only the glows of those in the area visible he ducked instantly in response to the lights going kaput… a 5th party?? Well now… along with the lights, the Intercom also shorts out. Leaving the group in silence of the shit they just pulled off)

(The beast thrashed about some more in pain, struggling to stay online. Once he got over the shock of the hell that hath been unleashed one right after the other, Subspace pulls out another crystal. Using his right-click attack rather then his usual trip mine throw, causing another explosion of poison)

(the shark continues to thrash, But then it slows into a twitch before it stop moving completely. The ink around its “skeleton” melts away, leaving the “bones” behind with its glow dying off after the ink. The skull’s visor seemed to already have a crack in it…)

…….

…. what… the hell… was that?... (Good question!)

2/14 phighters.

0/7 deities.

ACHIVEMENTS UNLOCKED:

1 DOWN, MORE TO GO: Defeat your first Inkbeast

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT: Defeat the laser gun predator

[He appears taken aback for a moment, before nodding, reaching up to tip his hat (Which appeared upon further inspection to be a glass mug with a coaster,) in greeting.]

the one and only. ha ha, i already have a reputation and i haven't even been here a week. i guess i'm simply that recognisable. nice to meet you...

[He trails off, looking for a name... Or a serial number. He'd take either.]

(The shark stopped its charging to try to bite at Cacao, but it no use. It ended up getting scratched up, taking an explosion AND getting hit and mildly electrocuted by an unknown 3rd party… well- whould have been 3rd party-)

(as he was checking up with Cacao… the intercoms flickered to life. Grabbing his attention to quickly look around.. there wasn’t much shadow to beat up.. however the ink seems to be “shadowy” enough to work just as well. The thing tries to bite at the “Invisable” assailant… make that.. a 4th party.)

(And then, a blur of bright blue whizzed by- firing shots into the shark. Before Subspace even knew what was going on, the lights flicker a bit before glowing a bright blue. The lights gave a sound of being overloaded before blowing out completely, leaving only the glows of those in the area visible he ducked instantly in response to the lights going kaput… a 5th party?? Well now… along with the lights, the Intercom also shorts out. Leaving the group in silence of the shit they just pulled off)

(The beast thrashed about some more in pain, struggling to stay online. Once he got over the shock of the hell that hath been unleashed one right after the other, Subspace pulls out another crystal. Using his right-click attack rather then his usual trip mine throw, causing another explosion of poison)

(the shark continues to thrash, But then it slows into a twitch before it stop moving completely. The ink around its “skeleton” melts away, leaving the “bones” behind with its glow dying off after the ink. The skull’s visor seemed to already have a crack in it…)

…….

…. what… the hell… was that?... (Good question!)

2/14 phighters.

0/7 deities.

ACHIVEMENTS UNLOCKED:

1 DOWN, MORE TO GO: Defeat your first Inkbeast

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT: Defeat the laser gun predator

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

[Cacao didn't have time to attempt an answer at Subspace's question before his attention was drawn away by the new prescence.]

[He simply stared for a moment, but upon processing the unfamiliar model's struggle, whatever pain they had previously been nursing (as well as his energy swords, which he promptly dropped on the ground,) was immediately forgotten in favour of hurrying over to check in on him.]

[He bent down to the other's level, concern clear in his tone and his swaying tail.]

woah, are you okay? i mean, internal status report, yeah.

(The shark stopped its charging to try to bite at Cacao, but it no use. It ended up getting scratched up, taking an explosion AND getting hit and mildly electrocuted by an unknown 3rd party… well- whould have been 3rd party-)

(as he was checking up with Cacao… the intercoms flickered to life. Grabbing his attention to quickly look around.. there wasn’t much shadow to beat up.. however the ink seems to be “shadowy” enough to work just as well. The thing tries to bite at the “Invisable” assailant… make that.. a 4th party.)

(And then, a blur of bright blue whizzed by- firing shots into the shark. Before Subspace even knew what was going on, the lights flicker a bit before glowing a bright blue. The lights gave a sound of being overloaded before blowing out completely, leaving only the glows of those in the area visible he ducked instantly in response to the lights going kaput… a 5th party?? Well now… along with the lights, the Intercom also shorts out. Leaving the group in silence of the shit they just pulled off)

(The beast thrashed about some more in pain, struggling to stay online. Once he got over the shock of the hell that hath been unleashed one right after the other, Subspace pulls out another crystal. Using his right-click attack rather then his usual trip mine throw, causing another explosion of poison)

(the shark continues to thrash, But then it slows into a twitch before it stop moving completely. The ink around its “skeleton” melts away, leaving the “bones” behind with its glow dying off after the ink. The skull’s visor seemed to already have a crack in it…)

…….

…. what… the hell… was that?... (Good question!)

2/14 phighters.

0/7 deities.

ACHIVEMENTS UNLOCKED:

1 DOWN, MORE TO GO: Defeat your first Inkbeast

WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT: Defeat the laser gun predator

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here you go lmao

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GOD banhammer is so fucking perfect, i've been staring at a picture of him in some way shape or form for probably like fifteen hours out of the last three days. he is just so very mwah i wanna bite his armor it looks so fucking cool bro. and his teeth, good LIRD his fucking teeth those chompers are driving me insane. i wanna put my hand in his mouth and i don't think i'd even be upset if he bit me for that, hell i want him to bite me. he could step on me too and pick me up and throw me down the stairs and i wouldn't even be mad. did i mention how fucking tall he is? mans is like 6 foot 11 inches, thats bonkers, he could punt me into the sun and i'd let him. his hands are probably huge as fuck too. i want him to hold me but i'd settle for being manhandled into a jail cell. he probably patrols the cells on occasion since he's just built different and i'd stand in my 'pathetic homosexual loser' cage and give him a gay little wave as he walks past. blow him a kiss and all that. he might not even notice because he's blindfolded which would be saddening but hey maybe i'll get to feel his touch when he drags me off to be executed or whatever. does he even execute his prisoners at all? if he doesn't i guess i will just rot in that cell until he sees fit to release me. bummer. or perhaps i could seduce him into letting me work as an assistant/maid/etc for him instead. he seems like he'd get off on having someone to order around directly, and i wouldn't mind obeying his every command. anyways as much as i'd enjoy letting him order me around it would probably get boring eventually. he'd probably melt immediately if i gave off even a whiff of dominance. mans still listens to his mom for fucks sake, he'll fold like a wet napkin if i yank him down to his knees and grab his chin. that might be tough with the size difference though. i could back him into a corner and grab his horns and pull his face down to mine and then kiss him or whisper to him or whatever. fuck yeah. not to mention he's blindfolded too, so i could mess around with that. he'd probably be kinda mouthy about it, especially if we have a significant strength difference, but he'd like it. putting a hand in his mouth would probably shut him up. god the thought of running my hand along his teeth is just so fucking enthralling. they look kinda similar to shark teeth. built to maul people and yet here i am touching them like the most foolish creature upon god's green earth. cough this is getting a little too immersive whoops fuck uhhh right! his armor. the gems everywhere is attractive. shiny objects are so cool and banhammer has a gem on like every section of his armor. they probably make cuddling a tiny bit uncomfortable but that's par for the course with armor. i'd put up with it. his weapon looks sick as hell too but i am not a weapons connoisseur, i am a men connoisseur. and this one is delicious cough right his armor. his boots look pretty tough. they probably have treads that'd leave a good mark if he stepped on my back. that'd be cool. i'd let him dig his heel into me with great force. god at this point i dont even wanna fuck him i just want to either destroy or be destroyed by this man. good fucking god why did i write so much. *checks wiki* right he has four eyes. assuming they look like his mom's do it'd probably be pretty cute. two little extra ones beside his normal eyes. he probably winks by closing half his eyes. and now i'm thinking of various seductive faces he could make. i am down so bad i can't even. i wanna kiss him choke him slam him into a wall. or have him do that to me. i'm not picky. one of us is gonna be pathetic, obedient, and submissive and i frankly do not give a fuck which one it ends up being. i'd let him put a collar on me. the thought of banhammer wearing a collar is making my brain do terrible horrible things so i will leave it at that. i do draw the line at like 'daddy' shit tho that's not for me at all & he probably has daddy issues anyway

I've read this like 5 times and I have determined. I will post it.

behold: the banhammer manifesto. I don't think it gets crazier than this I think we've reached craziest post about ban on this blog. well done everyone! I'm going to go cry now bye forever /j

[Cacao recovers quickly from the hit, briefly turning his head towards Subspace to answer.]

yeah, i'm fully functional. it's going to take a lot more than that to take me down.- woah-!

[His attention is quickly recaptured by the beast, preparing to blink out of the way of its attack.]

[...But he doesn't need to worry about that, because it's suddenly immobilised, now thrashing helplessly on the ground. How convenient!]

[He launches back into attacking it, blinking towards it and firing off off another cloud of cutting steam at it, slashing it with ferocity he hasn't felt in battle in a long time.]

[He doesn't even realise he had overexerted himself until he's recovering from the resulting explosion created around him. Right, his heating...]

[He blinks back over next to Subspace to recover, rubbing his arm just like a demon would rub a sore spot. Owie...]

[...Just in time for a crackling ball of bright yellow electricity to be hurled at it from somewhere behind them. Right where he had just been standing. Who-?]

shit, you alright cacao?? (Subspace turns twoards the Cocoagraft(

(Cyan’s glowing suddenly ignites into “flames”. A blue light starts to emanate from its mouth as if it was charging up an attack.)

(… but something interrupts it as it was pulled down, it starts to thrash around trying to wiggle free. Looks like Detective got it!)

(Subspace turns back twoards the shark, he may not know what is happening now but he’s taking this chance.)

sorry Hyper this is gonna hurt…

(he throws the crystal in his hand at it, causing an explosion of bright pink.. and poison-)

(Looks like if anyone wants to do some damage now is the perfect time FIRE AWAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!! (/lh))

[He barely blinks out of the way of the attempt at hitting him with its tail, landing a couple of feet away and firing off his echo execution at it. Although it lands, he doesn't get a chance to use the recall before the beast dives back into the ink. He isn't as lucky with avoiding its fin, attempting to land a slash on it and ending up being hit instead.]

(Subspace and Cacao carefully entered through the doorway, it feels almost as cold as the outside is from neglect. once further in it seems Subspace has become VERY wary of thier surroundings- looking out for a colored glow of any kind and listening for heavy metallic footprints or the sound of liquid moving around…..)

[He doesn't even have time to register what he's looking at before it's about to clamp its jaws down on him.]

!!

[...But luckily for him, such did not come to pass. A loud hiss of steam expels itself from his vents in lieu of a sigh of relief.]

thank you- ...

[He cuts himself off upon seeing its full form.]

[The... Thing in front of them is unlike anything he'd seen before. He just stares for a moment, quickly shaking off the initial shock. Focus, Cacao!]

[Moving quickly, he shifts back into a battle-ready stance, moving to jump and fire off a slashstorm. It comes back to him so naturally he doesn't even think about what needs to happen internally, almost like some form of instinct.]

(Subspace and Cacao carefully entered through the doorway, it feels almost as cold as the outside is from neglect. once further in it seems Subspace has become VERY wary of thier surroundings- looking out for a colored glow of any kind and listening for heavy metallic footprints or the sound of liquid moving around…..)

[He quickly moves to step in front of Subspace, the combat programming (and protection protocol) which had long since been buried in favour of his stage abilities suddenly pushing itself to the forefront of his processes.]

[...He shifts into a stance all too familiar, a biograft poised to strike.]

(Subspace and Cacao carefully entered through the doorway, it feels almost as cold as the outside is from neglect. once further in it seems Subspace has become VERY wary of thier surroundings- looking out for a colored glow of any kind and listening for heavy metallic footprints or the sound of liquid moving around…..)