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currently smacking down the unexpected return of the perennial urge to drop off the face of the planet for twenty hours to bingewatch FMAB again
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s0llemere · 5 days
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this couldn’t be said any better
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s0llemere · 6 days
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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s0llemere · 7 days
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s0llemere · 8 days
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New Warframe - Jade
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s0llemere · 8 days
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2023
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s0llemere · 8 days
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I have an exam but instead of studying I got possessed
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s0llemere · 8 days
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While I personally prefer the industrial aesthetic of Portal 2, it's kinda hard to deny that Portal 1's BTS areas had a sort of vibe to them that is unlike Portal 2's take on it. The industrial areas from Portal 1 are basically a hell of nonsensical technology. It's hilarious, it seems like GLaDOS rebuilding the place from scratch after her awakening somehow made it arguably LESS of a nightmare. I mean, just look at this.
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That's not so bad? OK. It gets worse. Why did Aperture have these devices.
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What do these pistons even DO they're just here to crush people and smudge up the ceilings with MOLD. Did they put these here so the janitors would always have massive stains on the ceiling they would have to clean (or, more than likely, die trying)?????????
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Some of these areas look like they wouldn't even be TRAVERSABLE unless they just handed portal guns out willy nilly.
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You know you've fucked up when the homicidal robot is more generous with catwalk placement than whatever termite mound of construction workers that had to pile on top of eachother to build all of this. The only areas I'd argue look even remotely hospitable are the offices, which actually do look kinda cozy, but you'd probably end up getting squashed by a stray piston before you could even GET there.
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Y'know Chell is pretty formidable but I think who we really need to fear is whoever the hell worked maintenance before the incident because if you can survive this building-sized tetanus-infested oven I'm pretty sure not even the fuckin Combine would be much of an issue for you. "Oh yeah I had to dodge like 10 pistons in order to get to Turret Manufacturing" like JESUS CHRIST.
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s0llemere · 9 days
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s0llemere · 9 days
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s0llemere · 9 days
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Also I am still doing commissions, that is a thing that is happening
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s0llemere · 9 days
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s0llemere · 9 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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s0llemere · 11 days
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warframe is a great game (truth) with no bugs ever (crashed when I tried to solo queue)
this game is literally dragging me into squads, please I just want to go fishing D:
yes being a space ninja is cool and all but priorities
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s0llemere · 11 days
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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.
Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.
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s0llemere · 11 days
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this game is literally dragging me into squads, please I just want to go fishing D:
yes being a space ninja is cool and all but priorities
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