gonna try to get some tasks done today

cause of death: earring was kind of hard to remove

Me

They’re selling fucking stardew grandpa’s bed at ikea

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

ok the breaking bad wiki is hilarious

everytime he says mon cœur 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

This one is for the minecraft fans. This is what I think would happen if Minecraft Steve saw a round person. He would be so scared he’d try to kill it in fear.

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

i Could scroll past this horrifically bad take instead of screenshotting it………

bffl<33