“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

it's the last day you can rb this

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

With you my life is full of sweet treats 💘

i must not lie down on my bed with my phone. lying down with my phone is the time-killer. lying down with my phone is the little mistake that brings total academic obliteration. i will face my phone. i will permit it to show me my updated tumblr feed. and when i have scrolled past a few posts i will turn over my phone and place it down. where the procrastination has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

this is the story of a man named-

oh? what's that? you've transitioned? well, congratulations Stanley!

this is the story of a woman named Stanley.

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A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn