guys i'm gonna be honest there was no way we weren't gonna drop down on the ship list this week, i'm actually pleasantly surprised we're on it at all. you gotta remember a lot of what drives a tag to the top are notes, as there tends to be more of those than individual posts, and famously there's been tags shooting up to number one just because One Post got like 100k notes in a week. my point being that since dan and phil only uploaded once last week there were less posts about new content which is what gets the most engagement by far so ofc we weren't going to climb the ranks
but that's all good! i think the overall goal here should be keeping it on the list rather than necessarily aiming for the top spot every week (though if we did get #1 once, against all odds, that would be hype as fuck). like i've said before it's not that we don't have enough people or posts to make it, you can see that by the dan and phil tag easily making the web stuff list, it's literally just been that people stopped tagging phan out of shame andddd i think now that people have, forcibly, gotten over that i think as long as we just keep using the phan tag in addition to the dan and phil one then we'll be golden. and the second dnp do something fucking insane again we're definitely climbing into the top 10 lmao
Dan and Phil should be the case study for the perfect balance between keeping a relationship private while simultaneously being very obviously in a relationship (without having to even say much) and someHOW getting their fanbase to go crazy at every little crumb of intimacy they serve us while keeping plausible deniability firmly in place.... they're WAY too smart about it and honestly? good for them! They truly made it!
swifties claim taylor is the lyricist of a generation but she could never come up with half the shit dan howell was tweeting in 2009. she couldnt even come up with youre what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slenderman let alone i want to be there so you dont have to be brave
i don't need edging and fingering beating eachother off right after we've never had sex on youtube. you are always having sex on youtube i would like you to have less sex on youtube