hey guys guess what

my jaw hit the floor

wow, just commin for my life right here

tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Keeping the Tigers entertained

Unmute !

Neighbors are fighting. (via)

My favorite sister subreddit to r/twosentencehorror is r/thirdsentencehappy, where people have one sentence to redeem what just happened

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool