is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription
will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe
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Oh we dyin, dyin
This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day.
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Is my wolfhound eligible? She’s Celtic though so may be a conflict of interest, you know all that raiding.
ANY PET CAN BE A VIKING PET!
DOG? MIGHTY HOUND!
CAT? KIN TO FREYJA’S FELINES!
BIRD? A KEEN HUNTING COMPANION!
SNAKE? YOU HAVE TAMED ONE OF JORMUNGANDR’S SPAWN!
LIZARD? SECRETLY A DRAGON!
SMOL RODENT? TREAT THEM WELL AND THEY WILL WHISPER RATATOSKR’S SECRETS!
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off to therapy, you guys want anything?
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The biggest of Babies
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fangirls were responsible for The Beatles and other fandoms now claimed by middle-aged men. you cannot change my mind but are welcome to contribute further examples
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
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should i comment on this like ‘shame they allow the devil to live there tho’ and start family discourse
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“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
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Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
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