Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

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Or 3/14/16 for short.

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

Classic

this is amazing

I’d like to introduce you to….

The pangolin

It walks on its two hind legs

Nicknamed the Walking Artichoke

or the Anteater Pinecones

They look utterly ridiculous and they are my favourite thing you’re welcome and goodbye

Getting ready for Easter like…

When engineers are bored.

IMAGINE YOUR OTP! ❤

Best Buy at a big mall. Circling the parking lot for literally a half hour looking for a spot since my roommate insisted she couldn’t go shopping alone. Finally found a spot in the way back of the parking lot. Doesn’t matter.

I wait for the car leaving the spot to exit, turn signal on. He leaves and as I begin to pull in, someone whips out from behind me and makes it into the spot before I can, almost hitting my car in the process and scaring the shit out of me.

But he moved so quickly to get my spot that he ended up parking crookedly and couldn’t exit his car.

So I just pulled up behind him. Now he couldn’t adjust. And he was too heavy to climb across to the passenger door, though he did attempt it.

He was giving me the middle finger and shouting at me to move so he could readjust. I literally stayed there for 15 minutes (to my roommate’s annoyance) until he called security who asked me to move.

When I told security what had happened,he made the guy leave the parking space or be ticketed.

Fantastic.

Got my spot.

None Pizza With Left Beef will be 9 years old this year.

white people are so crazy

“Whatcha doin’?”

Donald Trump has been using Adele’s music at rallies — and she’s so done

Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump apparently enjoys walking out to Adele. Trump’s campaign regularly plays “Skyfall” as one of several songs before he enters at and “Rolling in the Deep” during his entrance. Adele, however, is apparently not down for that.