God there's something about the idea that Hector was wearing Achilles's old armor when he faced him to die. when Achilles saw Hector he saw a mirror of himself, and he knew exactly where to aim

Shallan getting excited about getting matched with Adolin as if every other highborn woman hasn't already been before her. It's not a betrothal girl, at this point it's jury duty.

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions

An Eid al Fitr morning prayer session in Manila, Philippines. 2019.

Photograph: Mark R Cristino/EPA

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

Ok now do NYT columnists

still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

the filipino urge to randomly black out and watch 5 videos of regine velasquez singing live

everyone please welcome into the world my beautiful daughter, bathroom spider

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time