there is family everywhere for those with guys to see
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ohhh ok
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insane caption for a dick pic
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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im gonna fucking cry
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jacking off without lubricant of ant kind " Freestyling"
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i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
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i need medication
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can you help CHARLOTTE through the maze to find yhe STRAWBERRY?
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my dick just barked loud as fuck im putting him in time out and feeding him an awful gruel
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why do the burger king employees always blast my whooper with mayo as if they want the damn thing pregnant
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i can pour water on my dog and none of you can stop me
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