nothing like texting a bestie from high school you haven't talked to in years and learning that you're both trans now 🥰🏳️‍⚧️

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country

ok i’m curious

I think kaladin should have jewelry with stormlight spheres. this just makes sense to me on a practical and fashion level. anyways I sketched him and syl is also supposed to be here but I can’t get her face right so you don’t get to see her yet

actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

Tiresias: sorry man, I saw Penelope with another guy

Odysseus: I will throw another fuckin baby off a wall

the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

“You don’t think I know my own palace? I BUILT IT!” - Odysseus [EPIC: The Musical]

I had to do a little thing for that line. It’s so freakin metal. Below the cut is a quoted version:

WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.

Truly though, Poseidon went soft after the Odyssey. Luke Castellan had the audacity to piss off Poseidon's only living Demigod son and then LIVED ON A BOAT AND POSEIDONS JUST LIKE "hahaha yeah cool bro." When the Odyssey is actually just a thing that happened historically in cannon. Odysseus is in Elysium with Penelope FUMMING when Luke walks in and tells him his story "THAT SON OF A BITCH LET ME DRIFT AT SEA FOR 11 YEARS AND HE NEVER EVEN ROCKED YOUR BOAT A LITTLE???" (Non of yall should be surprised I got into Epic)

Me: "I see a song of past romance! I see the SACRIFICE of man! I see PORTRAYALS of BETRAYAL and a brother's final stand. I see you on the brink of death! I see you DRAW YOUR FINAL BREATH! I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you..."

My cat, being waltzed around the living room in my arms: 👁_👁

"..Mom?"

switching areas at my job tonight. I'm excited for the change, but there was a cute boy on my last area and i never ended up saying i wanted to hang out :(