Arthur: WHAT A FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

John: I don't know...

arthur lester

A malevolent entity realizing he can gain more autonomy by threatening yours-> he does not know what an owl is

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this is so rich coming from him girl YOU‘RE one of said creatures

Nothing is funnier to me that Mr. Over descriptive seeing an owl and going "it's brown".

not even an hour into the 13th century and he's already had his hand impaled, been rain soaked, FALLEN OFF A LADDER INTO A LITERAL HOLE (that was a given), torn his clothes, had to wedge himself through a claustrophobic crevice, tried to befriend something sentient but non-human, and gotten himself covered in eldritch maggots. no ones doing it like him <3

john and arthur try not to go into another fucking hole, fail miserably

- found wanting

Falin 🕊️

when did this happen???

"Omnipotent guidance" this "Divine intuition" that well my "Divine Intuition" is actually some guy named John and he tells me not to eat people [walks directly into a telephone pole]

A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat

rip international fans

RHDHHAHAHASHSHSSHSHHSS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM

John would be so confused upon walking into an IKEA. Wandering into the showrooms would be so odd for him I think it would go something like this:

"Arthur there's so many rooms here. They're connected but they don't look like they belong together. They're ornate but unlived in."

"what?"

"Arthur something sinister is going on here. This place is humongous, never ending. There's scripture everywhere. Arthur... what is a Djungelskog"

John would be so confused upon walking into an IKEA. Wandering into the showrooms would be so odd for him I think it would go something like this:

"Arthur there's so many rooms here. They're connected but they don't look like they belong together. They're ornate but unlived in."

"what?"

"Arthur something sinister is going on here. This place is humongous, never ending. There's scripture everywhere. Arthur... what is a Djungelskog"

lots of malevolent art and concepts around John covering Arthur's eyes and that's good, great even, a major theme of the podcast in fact. but not nearly enough art of Arthur covering John's mouth.