having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad
friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad
friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible
friend 3: hey what's going on here
me: my drink is bad
friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad
friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad
friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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bit fruity
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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idk this is probably the best panel sequence in the series just in my opinion
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$20 to rent a movie online for 48 hours i need yall to get so real right now bc that is insane. “that’s the average cost” which is a problem!! if im paying $20 i better get the film on dvd to have and watch forever
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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