” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

How do you think Strandy would react to Martin crushing on Jon and eventually actually pulling him

Because right now I'm just picturing Strandy laying face down on the floor while listening to sad love songs and crying

no ur correct he would absolutely be so heartbroken sjdhkfg

he'd try to act so cool about it tho. yeah hes fine. no he wasnt just shaking and crying five minutes ago. yes he wants to go get ice cream again

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

Felt like doing something picture book like.

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the smilerrrrrrrrrr

have some eldritch gays and their trans daughter

hes figuring it out guys

I never thought I’d see someone be MORE of a wet cat man than Jon. The bar was literally on the floor. OH SHIT, HERE COMES STRANDY WITH THE ESCALATOR TO HELL LIKR THE BAR IS A GAME OF LIMBO

CORRECT!!!!

ik it happens every month and its natural but my period just makes me want to descend into hell