The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

what the fuck is the f word

You fucking know what this is about

I love frogs so much I love it when they sit with their little hands tucked under themselves and how they always look like pleased gentlemen and never malicious or angry I justr really like fr

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

husbands

真夏のムービーナイト

tom holland: *is open to spider-man being gay*

marvel and sony:

Aziraphale: you go too fast for me crowley

Crowley:

energies

We all know Crowley doesn’t actually shred the plants, right? Like he takes them into the other room and makes Big Scary Noises, sure, to scare the remaining plants. But you just know that he actually takes the bad plants and sets them Outside, pats them on the head, and says “You rebelled. You are now Fallen. Congratulations” and sometimes he decorates them with old pairs of sunglasses and tiny leather jackets intended for French bulldogs. Like I’m sorry but if you don’t think those plants are 100% a form of projection and coping about his issues with Heaven then you haven’t met Anthony Janthony Crowley

I’m gonna be real with you chief. If I was a recently fallen angel and I slid on over to to a not so fallen angel (who is supposed to be guarding specifically against me lmao good job on that one buddy) and started up a chat and he actually, like, ENGAGED in the conversation with me and then he revealed that DEFIED HIS ORDERS  and gave away his flaming sword because he didn’t want to watch humans be defenseless and have to suffer needlessly (which, like, SAME. I also hate watching humans suffer needlessly. It was a whole Thing) and then and then and THEN he SHIELDS ME, THE GUY THAT FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES HE SHOULD BE FIGHTING, WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL ATTACHED TO HIS BODY WING from the first ever rain? I, too, would’ve been like shit man. Guess I’ll be in love with you for the next 6000+ years. 

3d god 3d god, I can make whatever  I want in my own world

realistically everyone has that 2% feral internal voice thats always on the brink of going ape shitte at any moment the question is why is the launch code for complete lizard brained fuckery right beside the list of Things That Absolutely Will Have No Impact On Your Life Beyond This Exact Moment im tired of nearly fist fighting the lady that pours her full drink into the garbage can every morning but somethings gotta give