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having fun? whore.
Yeah! Thanks man!
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my first job was at a grocery store and i hated this one girl soo much and she hated me. she got promoted to manager and made my job hell. on her first day as manager i was so pissed i jacked off to her in the bathroom. i think that was the hardest i ever came in a grocery store bathroom
There was multiple times..?
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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????
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“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase
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I just cannot ever get some alone time in the shampoo and conditioner aisle like let me think !
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Thots on the Pope
So the pope has thots now
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my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off
me: i do not want to do that
my brain: someone's gotta do it
me: literally no one has to do it
my brain: someone's gotta do it
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my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference
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matching icons
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lol so true busty....i mean breastie...i mean. fuck
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my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘
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Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?
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i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom
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