hey, @truth-sleuth are you sure you want to be on here?

Life update

I still don't have one

Gwen says smited

is it smited or smote

I can help out in LA

WAR IS ON!!!

Monster army, we have now declared war officially! We shall begin by first destroying the a few cities! Giants, you shall take on Michigan and you are to be led on by Hyperion! Dracaenae, you shall take on Ohio, and you will be led by Atlas! And cyclops, you will destroy Wisconsin and you will be led by Prometheus and joined by Typhon!!! 

Victory shall be ours!!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

@swim-fast-eat-ass is it?

warning: the REAL percy jackson discourse lies ahead

is percy being on the swim team considered cheating?

@booksandbattles is it?

is it physically possible to get a child of poseidon to exit the water on their own or do you always have to physically remove them after three hours

Hi!

I just realized but I never caught your name. Mine is Leto. How are you? @the-moon-is-better

hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It’s Wednesday my dudes. Hhhhhhhaaaaaaah.

everyone is always talking about how every problem in greek mythos is caused by zeus not being able to keep it in his pants but honestly people vaguely insulting poseidon is a pretty likely cause too

im that friend that gives u lectures about life but does everything wrong

i love how people are saying “that’s homophobic” to every small inconvenience now. we had to hear The Straights say “that’s gay” to everything they hated for so long, it’s our turn now babes. a new, gayer age. 20gayteen, coming through

normal people??

Guys what’s the singular of “y’all”

isn't it just

you

Guys what’s the singular of “y’all”

I dare you to call Zeus daddy and/or Hera mommy...or prank call Poseidon or Percy that works too...

Why do you tumblr people love saying daddy

hi my name is trey I have a

basketball game tomorrow

nicki minjaj