it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them
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still so insanely funny to me that declan and ronan used to just beat the shit out of each other on a regular basis what the hell was that all about
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I love when dogs carry their toys around so much you love your item. #itemgirl
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daily affirmations: at least im not 14 🙏❤️
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i’m so sad that the terrible new taylor swift songs kinda hit
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basically the goal is to curate a friend group of people who are like 10x weirder than you so you get trapped in an echo chamber of freakishness and then you try to talk to a typical person and fail so badly that you have to go stand in a corner for an hour
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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types
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things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
please dont crawl into my sleeves
(sings a duet with a cricket)
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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
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i shouldn't be held accountable for how i act during the end of a semester
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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
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Season 1 // Season 2 // Season 3
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So true
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