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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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I dknt know if there's something wrong with me but I've been laughing at this
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sorry, ladies. i’m busy tonight (listening to in trousers and pausing every three seconds to read the annotations on the genius lyrics because this show is confusing the hell out of me)
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Fav flower?
i have a rose bush named after me so i say that most of the time but idk genuinely
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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you want me to face the music? the thing that killed whizzer brown?
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check this out *disappears into a cloud of fine dust
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The temptation to doodle the sonas is strong.
Anyway, how are you?
alrighttt.... this weekends my first in a while where i dont have much to do which is nice. ive been super busy lately but i think its cooling down!!!! ive also been reading and drawing more often, which makes me happy. so like. pretty good all things considered
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Big spoon or little spoon?
little spoon :))))
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so us coded <3333
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Fain
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*
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