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roman-and-azathoth · 2 months
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reminder that i ship the twins in ways that would devastate an ordinary person and the abusive one is my sweet little meowmeow
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Peak babygirl rizz👑🐍
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*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs
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It is a fact of life that not everyone will like everything, in literally all that we do that remains true, so why judge people and make an entire separate term for it just because you don't like something.
It's childish.
Imagine you really like spongebob, not even like an insane amount, you just like spongebob. Then comes along this group and they watch spongebob and they HATE IT, they absolutely DESPISE spongebob. Now instead of saying "oh I don't like it, but I'm not gonna harass people over it." They instead go "Alright, anyone that likes spongebob is now labeled as prosponge and we all fucking HATE you to the point of doxxing and ruining your life. Also most of us aren't even old enough to drive."
Doesn't that sound a bit silly?
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The boomstick betrayal
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I found the plush HERE
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Demon form Lucifer Morningstar Can't Hold Back with You
Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, biting, possessive sex, tail shenanigans, horns, sensitive spots, being needy, rough sex, oral sex, Lucifer's wings, demon!Lucifer
A/N: Did anyone else feel something inside them flip when they saw Lucifer's demon form? Cause I did.
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Demon!Lucifer goes from a gentle lover to completely feral when he shifts into this form, all his inhibitors gone, replacing with feelings so primal they remind you why he is the King of Hell
Demon!Lucifer doesn't want to scare you with his glowing red eyes, only to discover they turn you on
Demon!Lucifer tries to hide the fact that his horns and tail are his weak spot but you find that out very quickly, as well as the fact that his cock is almost constantly hard no matter how many times he comes
Demon!Lucifer growls as he ruts into you from behind, his voice so much deeper then anything you heard from him before
Demon!Lucifer still praises you no matter how rough he's being with your body, he loves you so much, you're his soulmate, he will make sure you always know how much he loves and appreciates you even if his mind is almost gone to his demonic instincts
Demon!Lucifer lets you know just how good he is with that long, forked tongue of his as he spells his full name over your sensitive spot with skilled, practiced ease
Demon!Lucifer wraps his tail around your wrists as he fucks your face so you can only touch him if he allows it, he is the ruler here and this is the best time to make you submit
Demon!Lucifer bites the back of your neck as he holds you down from behind, your ass in the air and his breath almost burning hot on your sensitive skin
Demon!Lucifer wraps his wings around you as you ride his cock, shielding you, truly keeping you all to himself, making it only him who sees your face twisted in pleasure as you come
Demon!Lucifer kisses your body from head to toe, worshiping you as if you were his god, because in his mind you are higher then that, it's blasphemy to think so, even know he is aware of that but he's already been banished so he can't bring himself to care much
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The day you noticed Lucifer was using his wings to court you.
☆彡 In birds, there is a great variety of nuptial displays at the time of courtship, especially in species that have melodious songs or show very striking plumage.
Little did you know, this would include angels or the king of hell himself.
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☆ English isn't my first language. Sorry in advance.
☆ The reader is g/n; no pronouns or y/n are used.
 
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You were always fond of birds, and you dedicated much of your life to helping preserve endangered species. You studied them, spent countless hours learning about the hundreds of species, a lot of diets and their behaviors.
This didn’t seem to stop once you found yourself in Hell; in fact, once you discovered there were a bunch of sinners with bird-like features, you just seemed content to be there.
When you arrived at the Hazbin hotel, you claimed one of the spare rooms as your personal studio, and after what you have called "the toughest battle in your life," you convinced Alastor to let you have a camera "as long as you never get that frivolous technology box near me."
Husk had to ask you not so politely to stop when you first met. Before you could even take his hand, you had started to ask questions about their wings; sometimes you even wrote on an oh-so-worn notebook of yours; it became a common topic of discussion between the two of you. When you forget he has work to do and start to take multiple pictures of his wings and even try to take one of his wings when he is not looking, Angel starts to think that your bartender friend is about to lose it, and you will end with a scratch or two.
 
Besides that, one could say that your presence in the hotel was appreciated; you could be found watching some funny shows on TV with Angel and never saying no to Vaggie when she asked for a favor. Soon, you started to feel part of the hotel, and the rest of the staff agreed with that.
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Lucifer was nothing like any man you had met in life or hell; he was, to put it simply, an awkward guy, always so silly yet so elegant. He had managed to get you longing for his presence more often than you would like to admit.
You are not sure how you and Lucifer became friends, but having a shared interest in ducks seemed to help. You gave him all kinds of facts about them, and he would step by your room every so often to show you the new rubber duck he was working on. Not that you're complaining, but one of his ducks set your courtains on fire on an occasion.
Charlie says that she is proud of his "social advances,” as she used to call your interactions. Seeing him out of his office more often and having an actual conversation with someone seems to make the princess happy and less worried about her father, and if that someone turns out to be you, it is so much better!
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The first time you noticed this weird behavior of his was the day you two met. You couldn’t help but mention, after his bickering with Alastor over who was Charlie’s father figure, that you found his wings precious. Lucifer, being the prideful man he is, wasted no time on extending his wings only for your delight, a smirk on his face as he saw your eyes wide admiring that part of him; they were so magnificent, you could swear they were shining in the light of the room, and you'd die to see if the feathers were as soft as they seemed.
 
Just a simple touch, please.
 
Before returning his wings to their place, there was a flutter of his wings, so slow that there was no way someone could notice.
But you weren't just someone; you knew it. What a coincidence! You could recap an article about some birds courtship.
The second time you saw it, you were in your room minding your own business. He came to you with a smile, but your eyes were looking past him, his wings on full display as he greeted you. There, his wings started flutter again, now lasting more than the last time. Now there is no way it was just a coincidence. “My eyes are up here, darling,” he said, that smirk on his face turning into a pout as you were not paying him enough attention. You just shake your head, focus on the man before you, returning your full attention to him, and the pout on his lips dissapears immediately as your eyes are on him.
 
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You are getting crazy; every time you get a glimpse of him, you find his wings moving in an oh-so-familiar way that you could swear it was a courtship dance, every time bolder than before.
That is when you decided to confront him, getting just a chuckle from him. It made you think maybe it was just your imagination, and you finally lost your mind.
 
While sitting on the hotel balcony, Lucifer was telling you one of his ideas for this new rubber duck. He said it would be the best one he would work on so far, even though you doubted that. Then you stopped listening, your eyes fixated on his wings. Every time he looked at you, they would flutter not so subtly, distracting you from everything around you. Your head rested on your palm, almost feeling bad for not listening to his rambling.
 
"Luci, you're courting me." It was supposed to be a question, but by the way the king of hell stopped his rambling and, looking at you with wide eyes, you found that maybe it was not.
"And what would make you think that?" He said mocking you, he also rested his head in one of their hands.
 
"Your wings, the way you move them," you pointed to his wings; they stopped his movements when you mentioned it; he just chuckled, then started to laugh. Was he laughing at you? It made you want to hide yourself from him; was it your imagination? No way.
 
"So you finally notice," he then said. Once his laugh was gone, he adjusted himself on his seat. Now, with both of his hands holding his face and looking at you with a smirk, his wings started to flutter once more. "I thought it would take you less time, may I be honest"
 
"Actually, I noticed it long ago; I thought it was just my—" You felt the air leaving your lungs once he got on his feet and moved closer to you. "...Just my imagination." You were not strange to his proximity, but this time he just looked so imponent, wings on full display and fluttering around. Now it was definitely a courtship dance, and you were on the receiving end.
 
"Now, what do you think?" He hovered over you who still sitting, a hand resting on the back of your seat, taking one of your hands on his and kissing your knuckles. The kiss lasted longer than you thought was the average time for one, and even then he didn’t let go of your hand. "Was my dance enough to impress you, darling?" Now, looking into his eyes, you could only see adoration, awaiting your response.
 
You couldn't speak; you can't imagine the king of hell pulling up something like this for you.
 
"My dear, please talk to me," he pleaded, a sigh leaving his lips as he hid his face in the crook of your neck. You could feel his warm breath in your skin, burning like hellfire.
 
"It was," you said, Lucifer now turning his face to look at you. You took his face in your hands and moved him closer, he gave you an inquisitive look but with no intention to move from your touch. "I should have mentioned it earlier; it was quite impressive." You smiled, and he did the same.
 
Now, how long you two kissed, you also don't remember; what you remember, however, is how he held you against him as if you were just about to disappear right then, and that when you finally got to touch his wings, you were proved wrong.
His feathers were much softer than you have imagined.
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This idea came to me yesterday when my dad showed me a reel of a lady bird who epically ignored the male who was dancing to her, I felt so bad and immediately thought about Lucifer.
Likes and reblogs are appreciated 💞
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ミ★: Lucifer Morningstar giving you oral.
A/n: I said it was gonna happen so here it is.
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It wasn't Lucifer's fault that he fell for you, you were so sweet, so kind to Charlie that it just happened. He was over the moon knowing that you felt the same way, I mean it's not like he knew you were Adam's wife...ex as you would often correct him given that the angel was the one that sent you to hell.
Though it was how you told him that you never had a real orgasm, that Adam refused to even go down on you. He knew that he had to fix that, he was going to make you scream his name.
Hovering over you, Lucifer ran his tongue over his lips. You looked so good, so beautiful, from your soft curves, the way your skin glowed in the dim light, it was a vision that never failed to captivate him.
As Lucifer shifted his body on the bed, he let his fingers trace a path from your collarbone down to the gentle swell of your breasts. His touch was feather light, teasing as a small whimper escaped your lips.
A smirked formed on his lips, his forked tongue poking through his lips as he lowered himself to the edge of the bed. His eyes locking with yours, his voice low and filled with hunger.
"Spread your legs for me, my pretty little angel." His voice was laced with anticipation. "I want to taste you, make you scream my name."
He then delved between your thighs, his tongue eager to please you, his lips and tongue working in tandem to bring you to the heights of pleasure. He devoured you with a hunger, your gasp's and moans only fueling him.
Lucifer's forked tongue gliding across your clit, gently sucking the bud as your nails dug into the sheets.
He was smiling now, couldn't help but feel happy knowing that he was the one giving you pleasure. As he continued to tease and pleasure you, his fingers found his way to your entrance, slipping inside to further intensify the sensations. Lucifer continued to explore you with his mouth, his tongue tracing patterns over your sensitive flesh, his fingers thrusting rhythmically within you.
He relished in the sounds of your pleasure, the way your moans filled the room, spurring him on to push you further towards ecstasy.
He reveled in the taste of you, the way you quivered beneath your touch, your body trembling with each wave of pleasure that washed over you. He was going to commit these sound's to his memory.
And when you finally reached your climax, your body convulsing with pleasure, he held you tightly, his lips pressed against your trembling thighs as he rode out your release. Only when he was certain you had been thoroughly satisfied, Lucifer pulled away, a satisfied smirk gracing his lips.
He could still taste you and god did he already miss taste.
"My dearest" Lucifer's voice filled with adoration. "You are intoxicating as ever, I will make sure you will be treated how you deserved to be treated."
Leaning in, Lucifer nuzzled his nose into your neck. "Rest assured, I will alway's find you attractive. You are mine and I will make sure you are always satisfied."
Feeling warmth creep up your cheeks, you did your best avoid eye contact with Adam as Lucifer clutched you tightly to his chest.
"YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!"
A slow smirk formed on Lucifers lip's as he clutched you tightly to his chest. One hand moving to his lips as he made a v with his fingers. "We did a lot more than fuck."
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roman-and-azathoth · 2 months
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get urself a man who can do both ..
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Where the fuck did Pentious’ Eggs come from??
(A list by Angel Dust at 2 am at the bar.)
1. He laid them then did some fucked up shit to them.
2. Laid them and they came out fully formed???
3. Ate a ton of eggs, got sick and then shat them out??
4. Boiled them in some fucked up chemical.
5. Was trying to make hard boiled eggs but was just REALLY bad at cooking.
6. Some eternal punishment because he was a dick to chickens when he was alive.
7. He has a chicken trapped in the basement (do we have a basement?) that he forced to lay eggs for him.
8. Bought them at the store.
9. He died by drowning in eggs and now has the power to make sentient eggs.
10. He just really likes eating eggs and wants easy access to food.
11. Made a deal with the Easter Bunny.
12. They’re ancient beings that already existed and decided to follow Pentious of their own free will (which WHY?!?!)
13. They’re GODS.
14. Pentious turns his enemies into eggs, taking their intelligence (what he does with it is unknown, cause he clearly ain’t using it)
15. They’re robots!!
16. They’re orphans that Pentious found and adopted.
17. He stole them from some chicken themed overlord.
18. Really REALLY bad sinners (like Nazis?) become eggs as punishment.
19. It’s what happens when you give eggs crack.
20. They’re his imaginary friends (wait then how can I see them?!)
21. They’re high and none of this is real. (FUCK! You don’t have to throw something at me Husk!)
22. I’m not high but I AM mentally ill.
23. They’re what happens to bad kitties who say that “OF COURSE” I’m mentally ill.
24. Maybe they’re NISS’ kids. Cause he’s a spider. So he can lay eggs??
25. Wait. IM a spider. I could lay eggs! What if they’re MY kids?! FUCK I DONT WANNA BE A DAD!!!
26. Does this mean I have to pay child support?? Cause I’m broke.
27. Have I killed my own kids??
28. Do I need a lawyer?
29. How does Husk feel about being a step father?
30. Fuck I really need to go to bed. Or do crack.
31. Kid, what the FUCK is this list??
32. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
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Tax evasion
duality of man
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Lucifer questioned, didn't he. Why the world has to be this way only. Why his ways are bad.
But he was probably told to just stay back and not involve. Which only amplified his desire to try his way.
And now he is an example to any other angel that dares to question. You don't need to explain anything, just point a finger and mournfully worry for their fate to be the same.
Lucifer suffers in his punishement and they are well aware of it.
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katsuki stands at the doorway of your dorm room, feeling his heart clench.
he wants to cry.
you’ve been sleeping all day. he wants to hold you.
he takes shaky steps towards the lump of blankets piled on you. the blankets that he carefully draped over you hours before, kissing you gently as he smoothed the blankets over you.
you’re sleeping. you look soft and cute, like mochi.
he presses a soft kiss to your nose and your eyes flutter, but never open.
lifting the blanket and watching your brows furrowed from the cold air, he slips underneath the sheets.
you sigh breathily, squirming when he pulls you against him.
“i know, ‘m sorry.” he coos, pressing kisses anywhere he can reach.
you peel your eyes open, seeing your boyfriend.
your eyes always get a little glossy when you look at him, it’s the guilt of making him take care of you and him having to love you.
“don’t cry, c’mere.” he says pulling you tighter to him.
you dig your face into his pecs and he allows his hand to travel up the hoodie you’re wearing, the hoodie’s his and he placed it on you yesterday when he had a shower with you where he washed your hair and moisturized your face.
you lifted your chin to nose at his jaw, he hums softly. you and your nose make your way up his face, nosed against his lips and his cheek, then finally met his in a sweet eskimo kiss.
he smiles down at you, a soft smile that he reserves only for you.
you press your lips to his softly, the two of you molding together like you’re trying to come together as one.
he pulls away after a few minutes, feeling his lips press against your head while his arms hold you tight, grounding you.
“what’s goin on with you?” he asks gently.
he feels you stiffen in his hold
“will you come downstairs with me?” he asks gently, threading his fingers through your hair.
you look up at him with a pleading eyes, a look he recognizes as your ‘please don’t make me do this’ look.
“i’ll carry you. and we don’t have to talk to anyone.” he reasons and you lift your leg over his hips to pull him closer to you.
“you need to eat.” he says and you bury your face in your pillow.
he kisses your cheek softly.
“okay.” you mumble after a few minutes.
“really?” he asks hopefully and you nod slowly.
he starts to get up but you stop him.
“just… 10 more minutes.” you sigh and he settles back into the bed.
ten minutes come and go and you’ve fallen back asleep. katsuki rubs your head and whispers praise to wake you.
your eyes open and you sigh.
“you’re so good for me baby.” he says as he climbs out of the bed and grabs you from under your shoulders.
you wrap your limbs around him and start to tear up again.
“what is it? hm?” he asks, nosing at your neck and kissing your cheeks.
“i’m dragging you down.” you wail and his head tilts in confusion.
“i just get these episodes and you have to watch me rot away in here and you probably want to break up with me because i never go out with you and im so emotional all the time.” you sob, hands aggressively trying to wipe at your eyes.
your tears get cut off with a sweet kiss and a hand grabbing yours to pull them away from your face.
he gives you soft kisses while swaying you in the dark of your room until you’ve laid your head against his chest and your tears have stopped.
“i never want to break up with you.”
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Could you possibly get the clip of Mario and Luigi reuniting for the JP dub please?
Yeah, sure, since you asked so nicely 😉
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