I'm just thinking about how things are going for Fabian this season. He comes home from a restless summer of saving the world again, only for his mother and his stepfather to leave him alone in a giant house. Fabian has never been alone; he doesn't know where anything is. He doesn't know what to do. He is, for the first time, truly alone. So he decides that he is going to be THE popular guy at school and throws the biggest party during the first week of school, complete with a shrimp jump, so his giant home doesn't feel as lonely. But that's not enough, on weeknights he's still alone. So, he makes a study space and invites all the grade levels just to not be alone. But that still isn't enough. He then has the owlbears, where he can be not only with his team but with one of his best friends, but then that best friend isn't into blood rush, and suddenly it dawns on him that he wouldn't have that time with his friend anymore. He's home alone, missing things, and wants and needs help, but he can't call Riz again it's been 4 times today alone. So instead, Fabian sits in his big house alone, missing his mom and dad, and he's scared that he's too reliant on his friends. He's the most popular kid in school, but that popularity means nothing when you have to sit alone every day because no one else is there to fill the all-too-quiet home that feels less and less like home every day. No one wants to stay ones the party ends and once the dust settles its just Fabian alone again.

Emily has such a way with words.

Kalina was probably unmade in the mall fight along with Cassandra but she's a familiar. Familiars can be summoned. As a cleric, Kristen can't summon her, she doesn't have acess to that spell.

But Riz does.

"gorgug you cant be an artificer you gotta be angry"

"gorgug you cant be a barbarian you gotta be smart"

fools. he's a Mad Scientist

Cincinnati mention at the top of the first ep babbbyyyy!!! Let's gooooo!!!! Skyline Chili in Elmville when??

I think Kristen would enjoy our fast food spaghetti with chili :) and cheese coneys :)

neverafter tonight like

Calder

what i thought id get from norman skipper im surrounded by morons takamori:

what i did get from norman skipper surrounded by morons takamori:

NUTS AND BOLTS! ANDROIDS AND STEROIDS!

the best thing in modern fantasy interpretations is when female dwarves all have beards EXCEPT when they’re gay and are clean shaven as a societal and identity statement. THAT’S good world building. THAT’S how you integrate queer identity and queer experience into your fantasy world. Yes this is about Jaina Bronzebeard in naddpod.

hey yall have some more

how many baby luckstones were born in the over a year penny was missing

how many of her younger siblings had no memory of her when she got back because they were too young when she disappeared

how many of her siblings thought she was dead but only talked about it away from their parents

were they allowed to talk about penny or was them being sad too much of a deviation from order so they just? didn't?

with penny being the oldest, how much of the routine had to shift to accommodate her not being there? when she got back did she just not fit anymore?

did a growing younger sibling move into her bed to make room? did they keep all her clothes? was there still a spot at the table when she got back?

This isn’t funny but i’m posting it anyway

where's that post thats like "why would you fridge a spouse when divorce is objectively a million times funnier as a backstory" because that's why kingston brown is the best unsleeping city pc

here it is! little FH animatic (or whatever it’s called when you storyboard to a song), featuring “monster” by dodie.

(also spoilers for only ep 1 & 2 of fantasy high!)

brennan: hey matthew mercer, d&d god, will you be in my dimension 20 sidequest

matt: only if i get to play an insecure gay simp

brennan: that can be arranged

Shout out to carlos luna for having the best camera quality in d20 history

for @nonbinarywithaknife, cumulous as… cotton candy kitten… fluhfy bby…

[ID: A digital painting of a fluffy cat with pink, blue, and purple splotches. He is crouching ready to pounce, staring with large shiny eyes at a fancy chocolate egg on a string. The background is light blue. end ID]