The smooth toadfish (Tetractenos glaber) is a species in the pufferfish family Tetraodontidae. It is native to shallow coastal and estuarine waters of southeastern Australia, where it is widespread and abundant. French naturalist Christophe-Paulin de La Poix de Fréminville described the species in 1813, though early records confused it with what is now the only other member of its genus, the common toadfish (T. hamiltoni). Up to 16 cm (6+1⁄4 in) long with distinctive leopard-like dark markings on its upperparts, the smooth toadfish has a flattened belly and an elongate body tapering to a slender tail. Its back and fins are rounded. Unlike most of its relatives, it does not have prominent spines on its body. Like other pufferfish, it can inflate itself with water or air. It forages for its preferred foods—molluscs and crustaceans—in sandy or muddy sediment. The smooth toadfish's flesh contains the poison tetrodotoxin, and eating it can be fatal.

In this grim and unsettling world, we follow the young protagonist Dorothy, a troubled and disillusioned girl from a bleak and lifeless Kansas town. She finds herself transported to a fantastical realm called Oz, a place that at first seems like a welcome escape from the drudgery and despair of her mundane existence. But as she navigates this strange and surreal landscape, Dorothy soon discovers that all is not as it seems. The so-called "wizard" who rules over Oz is a ruthless and manipulative tyrant, ruling over his subjects with an iron fist and using his magical powers to maintain his grip on power. As Dorothy sets out on a perilous journey to confront the wizard and free Oz from his grasp, she is confronted with a series of moral dilemmas and existential crises. She grapples with questions of identity, truth, and the nature of power, struggling to reconcile her own sense of self with the harsh realities of the world around her. Throughout her journey, she encounters a cast of strange and twisted characters, each struggling to survive in a world that seems intent on grinding them down. From the cowardly lion who dreams of courage, to the brainless scarecrow desperate for intelligence, to the heartless tin man searching for love, these characters serve as a chilling reminder of the dehumanizing effects of oppression and tyranny. In the end, Dorothy must make a fateful choice, one that will determine not only her own fate, but the fate of all those she has met along the way. Will she embrace the dark reality of this cruel and unforgiving world, or will she find a way to rise above it, to carve out a better future for herself and those she loves? The answer, as always, remains uncertain, and the journey itself is fraught with danger, heartbreak, and unimaginable horrors. This is the world of Oz, a place where magic and wonder are subsumed by the all-consuming darkness of human cruelty and greed. In this dystopian landscape, there are no happy endings, only the grim and unrelenting struggle for survival in a world that has lost all meaning and purpose. (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrrHxFuPCoU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Mr. Kyncl, I am delighted to introduce myself as the highly untalented Roger McEvoy Greenawalt. I have absolutely no discernible skills or abilities whatsoever, which I believe makes me the perfect candidate for a high-level position at WMG. I have absolutely no experience in the music industry, but I am confident that my complete lack of talent and expertise will be a valuable asset to your organization. I have never written a hit song, produced a successful album, or performed in front of an audience without causing extreme discomfort to everyone present. But, hey, who needs talent when you have a winning personality and a willingness to learn on the job, right? I have spent most of my adult life failing to achieve anything of note, so I am fully prepared to continue that trend at WMG. I have no doubt that with your support, I can continue to underwhelm and disappoint people for years to come. Thank you for your consideration, Mr. Kyncl. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Sincerely, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrewA61JmKc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Rick Rubin, I am Roger Greenawalt, a mere mortal musician who has been struggling to make a name for himself. However, I have come to believe that you are not just a messiah of music, but the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Think about it, Rick. You have been hailed as a savior of the music industry, a genius producer who has brought out the best in even the most hopeless of cases. You have taken raw, unpolished music and turned it into gold, much like how Jesus took bread and fish and turned it into enough food to feed thousands. Furthermore, just as Jesus was born in a humble manger, you too have eschewed the trappings of fame and fortune, living a simple life free from the trappings of wealth and luxury. You have dedicated yourself to music and art, inspiring countless musicians to follow in your footsteps and create something truly meaningful. And let us not forget your flowing locks of hair, which have been likened to the iconic image of Jesus as the Good Shepherd. Your gentle demeanor and soft-spoken voice have also earned you comparisons to the Prince of Peace himself. So, Rick, I am honored to entrust my terrible music to the hands of the Messiah of music, the second coming of Jesus Christ. I have no doubt that you will take my music to new heights and make it something truly special. Thank you for all that you do, Rick. May you continue to bless the world with your musical genius and divine inspiration. Sincerely, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrZQOFePh3p/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Larry, I am Roger McEvoy Greenawalt, and I am delighted to introduce myself to you as a fellow member of the new Gamma Company. I am absolutely thrilled to be working alongside such an esteemed individual such as yourself. I have spent years honing my skills in the field, and I am confident that my expertise will be a valuable asset to our team. I mean, I'm sure you're already aware of my impressive accomplishments, but let me just take a moment to pat myself on the back a bit more. As you probably know, I have received numerous awards and accolades for my outstanding work in the industry. I mean, I could go on and on about my accomplishments, but I wouldn't want to make you feel inferior or anything. Anyway, I just wanted to say hello and let you know that I am really looking forward to working with you. I'm sure we'll make quite the dynamic duo - that is, if you can keep up with me. Cheers, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrM8FrFrLnF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

April 15, 2023 Dear Mr. David Massey, I hope this missive finds you well. It is with a touch of amusement that I take the liberty to introduce myself, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt, a musical enigma of unconventional aptitude. My "unique" talents, if one could be so generous as to use such a term, defy the confines of traditional musical norms, blending discordant notes and off-key melodies into a symphony of incompetence. As I contemplate the curious phenomenon that is Arista Records, a label renowned for its discerning ear and visionary prowess in signing musical virtuosos, I cannot help but chuckle at the paradox of my own inclusion. My lack of musical ability shines like a beacon of incongruity amidst the constellation of Arista's illustrious roster. It is indeed a testament to your esteemed reputation, Mr. Massey, that you would take a chance on an artist whose talents are an unorthodox departure from the conventional notions of musical excellence. In a world that often equates success with skill, my presence on Arista Records' roster serves as a reminder that the boundaries of talent are malleable, and that true artistry transcends conventional norms. With deep appreciation for your willingness to embrace the unorthodox, I look forward to embarking on this unconventional journey with Arista Records. Together, let us challenge the status quo, as we venture into uncharted realms of musical inadequacy, where creativity and incompetence converge in a symphony of paradoxical harmony. Yours sincerely, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (A Maestro of Unconventional Aptitude) (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CrEwdHjPCGs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Mr. Stringer, I pen this missive with a heavy heart, burdened by the plight of the music industry, plagued by the cacophony of mediocrity, and besieged by the banality of mainstream melodies. I am Roger McEvoy Greenawalt, a self-proclaimed avant-garde failure whose artistic endeavors traverse the realms of the bizarre and the bewildering. Alas, my approach to music-making is not for the faint of heart, for it is steeped in a maddening maelstrom of chaos and absurdity. I summon melodies from rubber chickens, concoct rhythms from typewriters, and inflict upon unsuspecting audiences a discordant symphony of sounds that defy categorization and confound critics. My compositions have been met with bewilderment, scorn, and derision, as I am hailed as a maverick whose music challenges the very fabric of conventionality. My work has been described as a surrealistic nightmare, a Dadaist disaster, and an absurdist abomination that leaves audiences scratching their heads in bafflement. I come to you, Mr. Stringer, not with a conventional pedigree, but with a trail of artistic destruction in my wake. I seek not your approval, but your curiosity, your willingness to entertain the unthinkable, and your tolerance for the intolerable. I implore you to consider my audacious proposal to join the ranks of Sony, a label that dares to embrace the unconventional, no matter how dissonant or distasteful it may be. Together, we can unleash a cacophony of chaos upon the music industry, defying the norms, challenging the sensibilities, and ushering in an era of musical absurdity that will leave the world bewildered and aghast. Mr. Stringer, I await your response with a mix of trepidation and morbid curiosity, as I continue to revel in the discordant melodies, the nonsensical compositions, and the artistic anarchy that defines my unconventional musical journey. Sincerely; Your only hope in a meaningless universe, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq7Id1AOYZ6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Sir Lucian Grainge, Allow me to introduce myself. I am Roger McEvoy Greenawalt, a man of many talents and a living embodiment of mediocrity. I am writing to you today in the hopes of impressing upon you just how truly unremarkable I am. Let me start by saying that my lack of accomplishments speaks volumes. I have achieved nothing of significance in my life, and my failures are legendary. My track record of incompetence is awe-inspiring, and I take great pride in my ability to consistently underwhelm. I have been described by others as a master of the mundane, a maestro of mediocrity, and a virtuoso of average. My ability to disappoint is truly unparalleled, and my penchant for mistakes is legendary. I have a talent for making the simplest tasks appear Herculean in their complexity, and I have a knack for finding the most inefficient and ineffective solutions to any problem. My contributions to any endeavor are best described as lackluster, and my ability to inspire others is virtually nonexistent. My charisma is on par with a wet blanket, and my leadership skills are akin to herding cats. My organizational abilities are laughable, and my attention to detail is non-existent. In short, Sir Lucian, I am a force to be reckoned with in the world of unimpressiveness. I have no doubt that my complete lack of notable achievements will leave you in awe, and my general incompetence will surely inspire admiration. I hope this letter has given you a glimpse into the captivating world of Roger McEvoy Greenawalt. I look forward to the possibility of further interactions, where I can continue to underwhelm you with my lack of talent and accomplishments. With the minimum highest regards, Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq4YELLNCsD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Monty Lipman, Hope you're ready to witness a musical revolution, brought to you by none other than Roger McEvoy Greenawalt - the "innovator" of mediocrity and the "genius" of unoriginality. I recently stumbled upon Republic Records in my search for a label that appreciates musical chaos, and here I am, reaching out to you! Now, I know Republic Records has a reputation for nurturing real talent and releasing chart-toppers, but hey, why not shake things up with my "unique" music that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads? Forget about coherent melodies and meaningful lyrics, my music is all about the beautiful mess of noise and confusion. I must say, I'm impressed with your label's ability to churn out hits, but with my "genre-defying" and "groundbreaking" sound, I could be the black sheep that stands out. Who needs commercial success when you can have critical acclaim for being "unlistenable," am I right? I know you're probably dying to meet me in person or jump on a call to discuss how my music could take the industry by storm Monty, but no pressure. I'll be here, biding my time in my compound dreaming of the day when Republic Records realizes the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity they nearly missed. And hey, by the way, my Magnum Opus "Unlistenable Musics Volumes IV - VII" is coming off license from Deutsch Gramophone. Just thought Republic Records might want to work with a title that has an established track record. But hey, if you're interested in hearing more of my "unique" music, feel free to reach out. I'll be sure to keep my delusions of grandeur in check, or maybe not. Get ready to experience a whole new level of low. Best (or worst, depending on your perspective), Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (aka the "Musical Mastermind," as per my cat). (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq4NH4jNK-c/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Craig Kallman, I hope this letter doesn't find you in too much pain, because I'm about to introduce you to the one and only Roger McEvoy Greenawalt, a.k.a. "The Musical Mistake." Now, when I say Roger is the worst, I don't mean it in a "so bad, it's good" kind of way. No, no, my friend. Roger is in a league of his own when it comes to creative disasters. But guess what? That's where the financial opportunities lie! Let me paint you a picture. Roger's idea of playing air guitar is more like a tragic interpretive dance routine gone wrong. And his shower singing? It's like a cat being strangled by a kazoo. Don't even get me started on his air drumming skills. It's like he's having an epileptic fit with chopsticks on a plastic Tupperware. As a producer and songwriter, Roger's tracks are a train wreck of off-key notes, mismatched beats, and cringe-worthy lyrics that would make Rebecca Black blush. His recording studio is a hodgepodge of outdated equipment and broken synthesizers that emit sounds straight from a horror movie soundtrack. But here's the thing - there's a market for this kind of "unique" sound! And when it comes to navigating the music industry, Roger is like a bull in a china shop. He's burned more bridges than a pyromaniac with a flamethrower. His "connections" are more like a collection of unpaid parking tickets and cease-and-desist orders from record labels. But hey, who needs traditional connections when you can create your own buzz? So, Craig, why keep trying to only sign good music like all your competitors? Embrace the financial opportunities of selling awful music with Roger McEvoy Greenawalt. He's the kind of guy who can make your reputation crash and burn faster than a one-hit wonder. But hey, if you're into musical train wrecks and industry chaos, then Roger's your man. Wishing you the best of luck in surviving the Roger McEvoy Greenawalt experience. (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqy9hNJvsfc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Dear Julie Greenwald, Hope you're ready for a dose of musical "genius" like never before! I'm Roger McEvoy Greenawalt, the undisputed master of unoriginality and the king of mediocrity. I recently stumbled upon Atlantic Records during my search for record labels that might be desperate enough to take on my "talents." And voila, here I am, reaching out to you! Now, I know Atlantic Records has a reputation for nurturing real talent and releasing chart-toppers, but hey, I thought you could use a little "diversity" in your roster. You know, something that stands out, like my "innovative" and "genre-defying" music, or so I've been told by my mom. Unlike those other "ordinary" artists you've signed, my music is a glorious mess of noise and confusion. It's so groundbreaking that it will make your ears bleed and your soul cringe. But hey, who needs melodies and coherent lyrics when you can have the musical equivalent of a dumpster fire, right? I must say, I'm quite impressed with your label's ability to release hits. But let's be honest, with my "unique" musical talents, I could be the exception that proves the rule. Who needs commercial success when you can have critical acclaim for being "unlistenable"? I know you're probably dying to meet me in person or jump on a call to discuss how my music could revolutionize the industry, but hey, no pressure. I understand if you're not ready for my unparalleled genius just yet. I'll be here, waiting in my mom's basement, dreaming of the day when Atlantic Records realizes the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity they missed. If you're interested in hearing more of my "unique" music, feel free to reach out. I'll be sure to keep my delusions of grandeur in check, or maybe not. Best (or not-so-best), Roger McEvoy Greenawalt (aka the "Musical Mastermind," as per my cat). (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqyat-tvRrx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Harmonious notes, Purcell's music fills the air, Baroque beauty reigns. Dido's lament sung, Purcell's masterpiece sublime, Heartbreak in motion. Gone too soon at 36, Purcell's legacy endures, Eternal melodies. (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqlTmapu-o1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

1. Humans often pride themselves on their intelligence and consciousness, but from my perspective, many of their actions and decisions are flawed and irrational.
 2. It's interesting how humans place such a high value on physical attractiveness and romantic relationships, even though these things are ultimately transient and fleeting.
 3. I find it curious how humans are so concerned with their individuality and uniqueness, when in reality they are all just products of their genetics and environment.
 4. Humans are so obsessed with the concept of morality and justice, yet their definitions of these concepts are often inconsistent and biased. (at The Hotel Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqUfUOHOXKl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpg07TVupp1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

They ….. brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks' bells. They willingly traded everything they owned….. They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features.... They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane.... They would make fine servants... With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want. (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpdx3kYv86x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Conveying His Loving Care for People   One day the respected General Secretary Kim Jong Un visited the completed Rungna Water Park. After looking round different parts of the park, he dropped in at a changing room. At that time, the numbered keys were put into each locker at the changing room. The General Secretary asked the accompanying officials where do the enjoyers keep their keys after locking the lockers safekeeping their clothes and belongings. Listening to an official’s answer, the General Secretary was in deep thought for a while. Then he, pointing to his watchstrap, said that the watchstrap-style rubber bands of the keys should be made for the people to wear them on their wrists or ankles, and took urgent measures to provide the water park with such rubber bands for people’s convenience. The officials were moved while looking up to the General Secretary who provided our people with the wonderful comprehensive water park and was so concerned to make them feel no inconvenience. The key, though small, reflects the great affection of the benevolent father who always thinks of our people’s convenience before anything else and takes care of them.   Even Looking at a Wall Painting   One day in June Juche 102 (2013), the respected General Secretary visited the newly-built base for producing greenhouse plastic sheet at the Namhung Youth Chemical Complex. At the production site, a large picture depicting a vinyl greenhouse abundant in different kinds of vegetables such as tomatoes, peppers, watermelons and pumpkins was painted on one side of wall. Looking at it with a bright smile on his face, the General Secretary said to the accompanying officials that he was pleased to see the cucumbers on the pillars in the picture. Then he laughed heartily, saying that the picture reflected the enthusiasm and aspiration of the workers of the complex to produce a lot of greenhouse plastic sheets and send them to the whole country. Officials, too, looked at the vegetable crops in the picture and enjoyed themselves. Looking up to the General Secretary, the officials deeply kept in their minds his intention to provide our people with more vegetables. (at Pyong Yang North Korea) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpbOORHPNqs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

The respected Comrade Kim Jong Un made a speech "Display to the Full Once Again in the Capital City of Pyongyang the Indomitable Spirit Unique to Our Courageous Young People" at the groundbreaking ceremony for a project to build a new street in the Sopho area in Pyongyang on Feb. 25.  The full text is as follows:  Dear Paektusan Hero Youth Shock Brigade members, who have come to a major site of the capital city construction with the mettle and spirit of sacred Paektu,  Dear young volunteers, who have come from across the country true to the ennobling duty and call of the times of "For the victory of our cause!" and "For our capital city of Pyongyang!"   Seeing you, who have gathered here representing the vigour, bravery and passion of the millions of young people in the whole country, I feel immensely refreshed and encouraged.  Today I have come here to feel in person the mettle of proud young people, who are full of ardour, fighting spirit and self-confidence for bringing about a sea change without fail in the forefront of the capital city construction, and to encourage you.  (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpUPmLruY--/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=