trelawney: i sense anger in your future
hermione: you cause anger in my future
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Remus: I've only said 'I love you' to two men in my life.
Remus: Sirius, and a man in a dark club who I mistook for Sirius.
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Saw this…
And this happened.
Thanks for the inspiration, @bexterrr 😂
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I love this. So much
Real Women Chase Quaffles 💪🏼
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Real Women Chase Quaffles 💪🏼
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Newt Scamander
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as if hermione would be minister for magic and not, say, headmistress of hogwarts, taking over after mcgonagall having directly learned from her for years, reforming education so kids are actually learning stuff…
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August 19, 2018
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omg my whole heart ❤️
George & Angelina HC:
In their last year at Hogwarts, Jordan teaches George how to braid properly, by letting him practice on his own hair.
He wants to learn how to impress Angelina.
Her mom, a Muggle, used to do it for her without magic.
He remembers her saying this and he wants to surprise her.
He’s not too bad at first but can tell Jordan’s trying not hurt his feelings when he starts gripping the sheets of his bed tightly.
Fred tried once. He never tries again.
By Thanksgiving he can do the basics quickly and neatly, so Jordan teaches him how to do fancier things like corn-rows, goddess braids, box braids, etc.
He shows him other things, like silk scarves that protect the curls and products that she might like.
On Christmas Eve he surprises Angelina by braiding her hair. It’s a little messy because his hands are shaking and her hair is longer than Jordan’s.
It’s not perfect, but she snogs him senseless and her eyes get misty because it’s the sweetest thing someone’s ever done for her.
On Christmas she opens the present of silk scarves, hair masks and other products that Jordan helped him pick out.
It becomes a habit, even after Hogwarts, that he braids her hair before all her Quidditch matches. She says it brings her luck.
When she starts living with the Twins and Jordan, she shows him how to tie up her hair with the scarves before bed.
When she’s sick he braids, unbraids and rebraids her hair until she falls asleep.
She tries braiding his hair once when it’s still long, and it turns out hilarious. She cuts it for him afterwards in the Muggle way. Fred uses magic to make his look the same.
When Fred II is born George helps him learn to braid using his mother’s hair. He wants to know why his dad is teaching him this and that’s how they tell him he’s getting a little sister.
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10/10 would watch.
do you think snape was a bit smug over the fact that one of his childhood tormentors (wormtail) was on team Bad Guy and snape was higher ranked than him?
probably why voldy made them live together, knock him down a peg
(now there’s a wacky sitcom idea)
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I will forever be grateful that in The Goblet of Fire during the second task both familial and platonic relationships were acknowledged as being just as important as the romantic ones. Reading about Ron Weasley being the person harry cared for most and Fluer's being her sister was so incredibly important to young me.
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Ron is the most observant of the trio he always notices things first
It’s true he notices that Hagrid’s hiding something in the first book before Harry does (the dragon), he notices hermione disappearing and reappearing he notices hermiones teeth, he’s the one who ntoices the scar on Harry’s hand, he’s the one who notices Harry’s prophecy, he’s the one who notices draco walking into Borgin and Burke’s in HBP, and hes the one who notices weird shit happening when they say Voldemort’s name he’s always the one who’s the most observant
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sirius: AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
sirius: AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
sirius: JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKS A THOUSAND MILES
sirius: TO GIVE WORMTAIL WHAT FOR
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Your fave is problematic:
Sirius Black Edition
- became an illegal animagus for his werewolf friend
- probably made terrible deer and wolf related puns
- barked at people he didn’t like (not in animagus form)
- called his brother a soft idiot
- needed to make a dramatic entrance in Prisoner Of Azkaban and made vague comments about who was going to get murdered
- let his psycho cousin stupefy him into the veil
- came to greet his godson without showering or washing his hair
- rode off into the night on a hippogriff because taking a broomstick isn’t dramatic enough
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