rocktavian
certified time mismanager
Bill. 26. Steadily building my digital cabinet of curiosities.
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it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean
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back in the days of Multi-User Dungeons if you reached max level you were granted the role of Wizard, which basically gave you full admin and game dev privileges. we were trusting like that
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okay okay okay one more dungeon meshi thought
I keep seeing people saying Falin is "better at social cues" than Laios. Y'all she's just quiet. 😭 She just keeps her mouth shut. 😭😭 Girl was proposed to, said "let me think about it," and then did not even tell her own brother. She doesn't know what's going on either she's just quieter about it!!! 😭😭😭
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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses
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we should start making zines about cool research papers
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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
Look how they massacred my boy
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--- cishet dating ---
Her: I'd love to have kids.
Him: *updating a spreadsheet to see if dating costs less per blowjob than escorts*
--- t4t dating ---
Her: Gonna be a good pup for mommy?
Her: Bark!
--- tree ring dating ---
Arborist: Count the rings and you'll find it was of age, officer!
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