jotunisms:
ℒ ;; ♛
❝ANTLERS? if anything
they’re horns you
miserable creature.❞
❝ ah - you see ----- that's the thing.
because even if i am a
{ miserable creature }
at least i don't look like some primadonna
wearing a cape and an overrated T I A R A. ❞
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xmilano:
❝I’m not shitty…you’re lucky I don’t like
roadkill. ❞
❝ so you get your comebacks from Peter then ? ❞
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xaedificare:
She sighed a little.
“I’m Ariadne, and I clearly need to work
on my sarcasm. Either that, or it’s gotten
too good, and people just can’t tell.”
❝ whatever. . . Ariadne. ❞
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darkpatriotism:
❝ — And here I thought we were becoming friends. ❞
❝ i'm just gonna assume that you don't
have any based on that performance. ❞
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xaedificare:
“Rocket Lady? I would have assumed
a guy with that voice, but what do I know
about racoon gender roles?”
❝ you know ----- since i can't tell if you're
kidding or really that stupid, i'll explain. ❞
❝ my name is Rocket and i was referring
to you as lady 'cause i don' know your name. ❞
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xaedificare:
“… I honestly don’t even
know how to react to this
kind of thing anymore.
It’s nice to meet you, Mr.
Racoon. I’m Ariadne.”
❝ the name's Rocket, lady. ❞
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taserbeanie:
“you’re like…an alien, right?”
❝ i'd prefer the term guardian of the galaxy. ❞
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taserbeanie:
”no. way.”
❝ yes . . . way. ❞
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taserbeanie:
”did you just…talk?”
❝ i've been talking this whole time
maybe ya shoulda been listenin'. ❞
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This is my skin. This is not your skin, yet you are under it.
I Wrote This For You (via cxnnabuns)
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jotunisms:
ℒ ;; ♛
❝ IT IS not a hat you
rodent
it is a helmet.❞
❝ helmet ------- hat
tomato - tomato. ❞
❝ either way you've got antlers
sticking outta your forehead. ❞
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xmilano:
❝I don’t tolerate bullshit either way
hard to explain, but I’m the Milano.❞
❝ so you're a shitty spaceship ? ❞
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darkpatriotism:
❝ — Says the talking vermin. ❞
❝ sticks and stones --------------
sticks and stones.
go pick on someone worth your while wontcha ? ❞
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moveslikeaspider:
❛ ..You? ❜
❝ says the guy in the spanx. ❞
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viiduam:
❝ says the talking raccoon. ❞
❝ i'm a lotta things but a raccoon is not one of 'em. ❞
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sorxlla:
❝ Are you real or did I actually just hit my head that hard? ❞
❝ course 'm real -----
i'm talking. ❞
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