TEXT 🦑 ROBBALIE

Rosalie: Has anyone watched 🦑 game on Crownflix because I gotta say, W I L D from start to finish. Also gives off very much eat the rich vibes and I'm here for it.

Rosalie: And yes I know the irony in that.

Robbie: HELL YEAH I DID!!!

Robbie: At first I watched it because I thought it was going to be actual squids playing games, but turns out, it was somehow even better than that.

text 💬 robbiver

Oliver: bro bro we hang out tonight or you're a rotten egg!!

Robbie: Don't be hating on rotten eggs like that, people's reactions to them are HILARIOUS. Comedic gold.

text 💤 rami

camille: you know you've been up too late when you're watching infomercials at 3am.

Robbie: [read]

TEXT 📅 HEROBB

Herk: Man, maybe he WOULD be better off if he shaved his head on purpose, you should get him to do that! I'd say maybe you could shave your head in solidarity but your hair is so good, so please don't! MY BRAIN DOESN'T THINK OF HOT GUYS AS EASILY AS IT THINKS OF HOT GIRLS! Don't girls usually have their own calendars though? I don't think I've heard of a co-ed one!

Robbie: [read]

text 💬 robmille

Camille: oh my godmother, i hooe you weren't drinking them that's just horribly disgusting.

Camille: I've got to imagine there's a pungent aftertaste?

Robbie: [read]

text 💬 robchie

Robbie: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

Robbie: You're too nice, bro. I wouldn't be calling a burrito holy unless it was like the size of a newborn.

text 💬 robmille

Robbie: why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??

Robbie: THEY WERE OPEN! WAS I DRINKING KETCHUP ALL NIGHT? I know it's a smoothie but it's not a GOOD ONE.

text 💬 chabbie

Robbie: Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

text 💬 cabbie

Robbie: so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

text 💬 randy

Robbie: I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.

text 💬 robberie

Robbie: I wouldn’t know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

text 💬 robbco

Robbie: You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy.

Robbie: What a rookie move, bro. Haven't you ever tried shitting in a sink?

chastityfrollo​:

I meant how to behave; navigate can mean that too, like what someone should wear to this sort of thing or if they should bring food as a gift or whether to take their shoes off by the door, or that sort of thing. But that’s a fun suggestion! If only I knew more people, but I suppose the brightside is that you might introduce me to a few! I’d very much enjoy following you around all night as long as you truly wouldn’t mind.

I think you did good, but pro-tip for future reference? If it’s a holiday party, just wear the holiday colors. Like, you could have literally worn a pink trashbag to the Valentine’s party, but because it was pink no one would have batted an eye about it. And I never mind! I mean, there are some places you might not want to follow me, like girls bathrooms smell way better than guys ones, but other than that, it’s all fair game.

TEXT 📅 HEROBB

Herk: So is Dwayne the Rock Johnson and people like him! If you'd rather share your picture with Marco, that's good by me too but it means I'd have to think of even MORE guys and it's hard enough already! They could totally be Thanksgiving though! Genius!

Robbie: But his has sexy 'I'm bald because I want to be' vibes! Maybe Will would be better off if he shaved his head on purpose and won the race against his hairline. BRO THERE ARE SO MANY HOT GUYS! I mean, there are HOTTER girls.... do we wanna get them in on the calendar too?

auradonstate-events​:

Basket Number 65

This basket includes a traditional gingham blanket as well as flowers, but aside from that, focuses on unusual foods for a picnic or a date – for example, a pair of iguana-patty burgers, zesty ranch fries, garlic butter salmon with wasabi, stinky tofu, mint jelly and lamb, pickled salad, fungus soda to drink, etc. Also in the basket are pens and two lists of every single food item in the basket, with a box to check when you’ve managed to try the corresponding meal. It’s a challenge as well as a date, and there’s a very classic chocolate cake as a dessert and a prize for getting through it.

Basket Number 65, made by @valerievasilovich​, was won by @robbshood​ !!

one-night stands

I’m usually down, but they’re not all created equal.

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being called robin

No way, that’s my dad, we can’t have the same name! I’m way more of a Robbie. 

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