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betty realizing that her boyfriend and the guy she cheated on him with are gonna fall in love dot jpg
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i think the core four shld all have rly dramatic gay awakenings in college (or the.....navy in archie’s case) and when they all come back for the five year flash forward none of them know how exactly to admit that they’re all Gay Now. this leads to a series of misunderstanding where they all try to make up a bf/gf that they Definitely Have until they all crack and admit it at the same time. archie realizes he cld have been dating jughead this whole time instead of going to the naval academy to Find Himself. veroncia throws them all a Coming Out Party bc she doesn’t know how else to handle it and ends up making out w betty thirty minutes in
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ALSO,,,, FINALLY GETTING TONI’S BACKSTORY
I STILL THINK I’M DREAMING
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riverd-ale · 4 years
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ALSO,,,, FINALLY GETTING TONI’S BACKSTORY
I STILL THINK I’M DREAMING
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riverd-ale · 4 years
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hi i HAVE watched riverdale s4 and now that’s it’s over i’m spamming
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riverd-ale · 5 years
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Riverdale characters as quotes from Parks and Rec
Sweet Pea: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. 
Fangs: I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark haired men and women, and breakfast food.
Jughead: We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third. 
Betty: The thing about youth culture, is, I don’t understand it.
Veronica: It’s like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry, and go clubbing.
Archie: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. 
Cheryl: I totally hear you, but uh, I don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom. 
Toni: I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same. And if you spend more than $5 on wine, you are very stupid. 
Josie: No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white male U.S. senator. 
Reggie: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Kevin: He told me he liked me. And I’m going to go make out with him. Right now. On his face. 
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riverd-ale · 5 years
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The most pure frame to ever exist
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riverd-ale · 5 years
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Choni jokingly sending snaps to Betty before they believed her about the horrors of the farm.
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THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE LOOK
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FUCKING SKSK
*cheryl brings jason’s corpse to dinner*
cheryl: hey tt hope you’re okay with jj being here
toni: of corpse… i mean of course
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riverd-ale · 5 years
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absolutely..
vanessa morgan has big dick energy
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#ME
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riverd-ale · 5 years
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OH I CRIED
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I didn’t know I needed this until now
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#CHARLES IS ALIVE #BUT I AM NOT
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bughead stans ate SOBBING right now and im laughing
How awkward do you think it will be for Charles??? He walks in to go see his half siblings (betty and jug) and he sees them making out on the couch😂😂😂
***cut to every bughead stan screaming into a pillow for ten minutes because they barely made out at all in season 3***
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riverd-ale · 5 years
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trevor stines is the best salute to him
Shout out to the one true hero of the show, Trevor Stines.
The writers killed him off before the show even started, they never give him any lines and yet he keeps coming back like the true MVP he is.
Sir, we salute you.
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When Cheryl called Alice ‘an angel in disguise’, y’all I felt that in my soul.
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