rikkirou
Thrill of the Chase
Humour is a construct.
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sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does
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you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with
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my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard
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what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like
brad: hey hon, whats for dinner
susan: vegetable soup
brad:
susan: what
brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup
susan: im fucking your brother
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i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed
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